Emma Byrne
28.9K posts
Realised that on January 1st we all just have to wake up and accept that we are existing in a year that will be entirely void of the Eras Tour and then i cried for half an hour.
English
3 years ago today i matched with a silly little goose on Hinge. If he could see me now i know he would be dead proud of me, and he would be so genuinely happy to see me and Bambam being loved and treated so well in another situation where friendship is also the priority.
English
This is my first bommy night without Bambam. He loves fireworks, we make little dens by the windows to watch. I feel so sad today and i never realised i would.
English
Theres nothing to watch these days is there? I need things to watch, mates.
English
@KrazyBatLady Yes, but of course Baz was also on the case and was luckier than me
English
How can you enter the Ticketmaster queue at number 976 and not get tickets to a gig. They’re scam artists and shysters
English
@KrazyBatLady No. You simply do not have time for an Empire State Building related breakdown thank you
English
My nemesis has entered the chat. @emsyb1
Empire State Building@EmpireStateBldg
See you next era
English
Im so glad were here but im never moving again and i would have given up halfway through and lived in a pile of all my stuff like stig of the dump if @emsyb1 wasn’t so heroic
English
@KrazyBatLady Time you had an early night. A girl cannot survive on ADHD and watermelon Monster alone
English
Emma Byrne retweetledi
@KrazyBatLady You’d better be, we will be there before 10am tomorrow and we do not have time to pack for you
English
IF AUNTY EMMA SEES THIS ITS JUST A LITTLE JOKE I AM ALL PACKED AND READY FOR YOU. When have you ever known me not to be organised?
Hannah (Taylors Version)@KrazyBatLady
Poor kid has been in a bad way all day but id promised him a last night in Shrewsbury together pizza express date. Ccktails are 2 for £12 and i’ve still only packed 3 boxes so far so am about to pull the all nighter elvanse was invented for. Gimme all the espresso martinis. X
English
Cant work out if im in a lil manic episode or its just normal to feel mental trying to pack 4 houses worth of shite into half a house worth of boxes whilst also parenting the world best but most attention hungry kid on 0 sleep
English
@KrazyBatLady I am looking forward to him coming to visit and slagging off our toilet
English
Liverpool friends! This is still a secret mostly so 🤐 but me and Bram are moving back home ❤️. Its going to be a tough transition for him so i am trying to create some stuff to make him excited when we finally tell him. Please would you make a video of you flushing your toilet?
English
When a woman you have never met but are trying to convince to rent you a property is gonna send you some info & says “do you have whatsapp?” Its preferable to not make things more awkward by having to say “i do but just to warn you, my profile picture is Bob Mortimer” 🙈
English
Hi Susan. I was a bit bored so I dismantled my Corby Trouser Press. I can't put it back together again. Will that show up on my bill?
English
Me when my ex announced his engagement on fb.
poppy 🦋@notpopbase
@PopBase soft launching a fascist dictatorship is insane
English
@KrazyBatLady Look at him. What a stunner. Also has an amazing brain. Full package
English
Heres a video of my autistic son singing the russian alphabet that he taught himself when he was 3.
Acyn@Acyn
RFK JR: And these are kids who will never pay taxes, they'll never hold a job, they'll never play baseball, they'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date. Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted
English
A year ago today my kid attacked me to violently i lay there worrying about how long he would be home alone with my body before anyone realised something was going on. Things were terrible and scary for a while but it was a turning point. He wouldn’t dream of hurting me now.
English