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#emiamily (I can't translate all those jokes, but here are some of them 55555) 💬: To P'Mira, Let me explain this briefly, your handsome level is signature, layer, custom, soft power. I used to have no type, but after seeing you, now I know what my type is. I literally can't scroll past your pics because I'm scared I'll miss you. You are exactly my type. I’ve already forgotten my ex. I abandoned type-C cables because you are my only type now. Are you a human or Vitamin A? Because you're so damn good for my eyes! I even removed my own nose because from now on, you are the only air I need to survive. I took down all the holy statues from the shelf, you can go up there and take their place now. Yesterday, I went to buy a computer, and when they asked what specs I wanted, I said 'someone like you'. I kicked my dad out of the house, you are my daddy now. No wonder temples around here are running out of candles, because I’ve finally found you, handsome! I tore up my exam paper because the only answer to my life is you. If I get the chance, I’ll shave my head and become a monk for you. You're so handsome that my teeth are crooked, dentist near me! I kicked the sun out of the solar system, you are my new source of light. I broke up with my faen. May I respectfully offer my compliments? Your Royal Highness is incomparably gorgeous, truly my type, and graceful in every single move. If destiny allows, I pray that we can be united in marriage and become one family. Wedding dress near me, wedding ring near me, dental clinic near me. You are so handsome, amen to that. You’re so handsome I just want to collapse onto the floor. Please feel free to live inside my brain rent-free. Can you please stop being handsome for just one second? I don't need oxygen anymore because you are the air that keeps me alive. Why are you this handsome? If I get a faen who isn't as handsome as you, I'd rather stay single for the rest of my life. If holy spirits are real, give me this person, right now! I cut down all the trees because I want to start my life fresh with you. Do you have a "wee" (comb) at your house? "Wee ai no", Wó ài nǐ (I love you). I'm not paying my electricity bill anymore because I've found the light of my life. It says 'For You' on my feed, so that means you belong to me, right? Even concealer can't hide my blushing anymore. I’m throwing away burgers now that I’ve found my steak (my type). Is your name 'Mine'? As in, 'Mine Girlfreind'. I kicked the sun out of the solar system, from now on, you are my source of light! 🤟🏻💓 🧡: Every single joke in the world is already in your caption.

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