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I’m neither an early bird nor a night owl… I’m early to bed and late to rise. A well-rested whip-poor-will.

Funny story but last week I genuinely picked D because it “spoke to me” (i had no fucking clue) and i got that shit right 😭😭😭

taking the streetcar when there’s no car traffic on the street hits like a drug……it could always be like this if only we capture doug ford

This summer I am going to learn three new languages and bike 50k a day and spend every hour of sunlight on the beach and read every book ever written and become a chess grandmaster and play instruments and run and run and run

every time there is a ttc delay i think of doug ford being tarred and feathered and thrown into a volcano

Post irritation clarity just hit And I am probably the worst person on earth

Sometimes I'm shopping online and I accidentally click "High to Low" instead of "Low to High" and I'm suddenly in a whole new class bracket

Annoying ass kids in fandoms are always going “Oh this character is canonically built because they’re always running around” NO. Unless they’re DELIBERATELY training to tone muscles, they’re not going to look like a gym rat….. oh my god

the cruel cycle of seeing an awesome piece of clothing and clicking on it only to realize it's kid's clothing

I’m gonna start tweeting like a Gen X Man by the way. Stay warned 👍

i’m about to be butt ass naked at queen & spadina on friday

I’m all for reducing plastic waste but tampax there HAS to be a better design for cardboard applicators. I’m so serious. This is not an april fools joke. @Tampax please i’m not joking

There’s people already lined up somewhere in Toronto

empires season 3 coming soon April fools I know I’ve just made you all so angry and sad it was just a joke a stupid silly joke

like unironically what happened to show not tell

one thing i don’t like about this show is the level of self-awareness present in the main characters that feels almost like fan service 🫩