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'You can see the physiso's thumb rubbing around the area' #ChampionsLeague Do send us your football commentary innuendo! #end2endo

'It's like we say, when one comes, they all come' #end2endo #ChampionsLeague

'Good to see an old fashioned tackle' watching #PremierLeague this weekend? Let us know your commentary innuendo. #end2endo

'Smalling was expecting Romero to come' #PremierLeague #end2endo

'Hot and sticky Manchester lunchtime' #PremierLeague #end2endo

Here's one from the archive! 'Messi finished down Neuer's throat' #ChampionsLeague #end2endo

To mark the start of the #PremierLeague we'll be bringing you the best innuendo in sports commentary. Tweet us yours #end2endo