Liste

[standing beside doctor in the delivery room] Welcome to the carceral system of the flesh. Don't know what you did to get sent here and don't want to. Best think of this as a fresh start. This is Earth, local cycle 2026. [the baby begins crying] Trust me, I know. I know.

I wish love was enough. It's all I've got

@tnickbyrnes4 Yeah but you can do it if you want. It's free carbohydrates

@endliste You're always eating spores. They're everywhere.

PROTIP: you can eat spores if you want

Time trickled over me, indifferent as I wandered the oaken forest deep within the heart of Costco. Free samples grew scarce, the expiration dates more ancient, the sky flickering to darkness overhead. Silent wards against questing.

If you have love in your heart let it out

One hundred and six brilliant and joyous smiles just passed overhead but the government would have me believe they're UFO. But there smiles

It's time to worry about it kitten

@poisonjr New types of bad vibes circulate within my lower dantian

what did you cultivate today

@orc_mode First time I've seen someone else mention pissed jeans the band

10 acts I've seen live: Parquet Courts Mdou Moctar The Comet is Coming Secret Chiefs 3 King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard Show Me The Body Mindforce Pissed Jeans Altin Gün Alsarah and the Nubatones

I want to die before I'm already dead

Doomed yuri and it's my stupid fucking life

Her smile lit up my geiger counter and her eyes did sear my mind

If you find me in the lotus pose, do not disturb me. I am deep in medication

Crumbling Memory of Pussy (x3!) has been added to your inventory

(pulls a bulb out of your skull) looks like you don't even use this playboy. Your rap gland

I feel like I'm 6 feet over

How am I supposed to gain a companion? Asking for a friend

You're telling me to Go fuck myself? GO FUCK MYSELF? [my dick print slowly becomes visible through my 5 layers of jeans] How ?

Animal kindness