Admiral Nelson

@tallgirlkatiee No. And why are you asking? Do you even know who you are? Somewhere, a girl that is only 4' 9" wishes she were you. And Somewhere, a guy that's 5' 10" wishes you would look down and see him. But you're too busy being all "waaah, I'm tall". Look down, you're loved.

am i too tall? 😭💔

@yawa455894 @its_nyxi Why? I'm already on one. I was simply supporting and encouraging a new graduate, and you popped up with your nifty "Jersy Mike's" hat, and interrupted. When you graduate college, I'll encourage you too. You're human, so there is always incredible potential.

@its_nyxi @enilmurd are you gonna buy a yacht.

always nervous to post myself on here but i graduated 🥺

@suzamaroo Well, now, let's be fair...she probably has a tiny weiner that she wants to stick in her cousin's flippers. Or maybe it's a blowhole. I don't know, and I'm not here to judge...

@WorkElizab Fucking baseball. It is literally 9 dudes taking turns to swing a stick.

@its_nyxi I don't know where you are, but I feel there is an aquarium that needs someone like you. And there is going to be a reef that needs someone to protect it. You kicked open a lot of doors. Well done.

@enilmurd tysm! ive now got a BS in wildlife ecology & conservation with a minor in marine science

@WorkElizab A car.

@Madisonn_carter Congratulations! What subject?

As of today, I officially have my Masters degree! 🩷

@PixelxKittentv Bad news, is, by definition, "BAD news". It's ok to take time for yourself. We hurt. We grieve. We're human. It is ok to be human.

Thank you SO MUCH for all of the good vibes and love tonight. My constitution was definitely lower than normal but I tried to mask as best as I could 💜 Death sucks man. Losing someone you love sucks. Thank you for giving me a place to distract myself for a few hours. ily all 🩷

@Jassmini2 No, but the dog translates very well.

The internet is proof that girls will do some weird shit with anyone that isn't me.

This is literally the greatest thing I have ever seen on Twitter

@MissPookems That's a 30 year span. Who only thinks of one game over 30 years? Like, I think of Frogger, but Kratos would step on that amphibian.

‼️GAMERS ONLY‼️ Anyone who used a computer between 1985 & 2015... what's the one game you still think about? 🤔

@Avabelly__ Birds. There's a fair chance I'll shit on your car.

This image knows your personality—what did you see first? 💬 ⬇️

I may just slap a Rancor for that shirt.

@rory_wings4u Boxers are beautiful. There was boxer on our street that used to come in our yard and play with Phoebe, our black lab, and Inu, our shepard. Meanwhile, a sleepy Rottweiler is still pretty gorgeous.

I love my Boxer . He is family and he turns 9 this summer 😞 love him so much.

@SaltyBitch_52 Honestly, I think it's flattering when a girl likes my style enough to wear it. But my girlfriend hates me and she would never wear my clothes. But one time, I did wear a bra to the mall on a dare...my man boobs were smaller back then.

Okay guys, how likely are you to wear your wife’s clothes to get her to stop wearing yours? I think this is funny but unrealistic.

@saniyafatma1278 Yes. Every time I bring home a dog, I hope I die before they do. Yet, I love them for their entire lives, and they tend to leave me before I am ready to let them go. But there could be an afterlife when I have them all at the same time. And that's nice to think about.

@Mirandalorians I make this same face every time I fight Dr. Wily.

I'm just here to nerd out about games. I don't care what games you play or what platform you play them on. I'm more interested to hear what games make you smile and why ❤

@kateesackhoff @trutriciahelfer I don't mean to dig, your personal life is yours, but your teeth are so flat, like you don't even seem to have canine teeth. How did that happen? I am NOT trying to be critical, I'm just in the spectrum and curious.

When you’re at dinner with your BSG fam and your face spontaneously pops up on the tv…..the bar cheers 🍻😂 #BattlestarGalactica