@Ayo_Mastermind @houseofneeyo Drivers are too stubborn. If all your papers are complete, you still need Lasdri card and Hackney permit for e-hailing in Lagos. Almost every driver knows this, but some will tell you they can go around it
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ENIYE JACOB
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ENIYE JACOB
@eniye2large
I am here to piss you off CFC Chelsea Lover
Lagos, Nigeria Katılım Mayıs 2012
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@houseofneeyo He should not gree oo. He should request his ticket there and he will go and pay. If he enters that office, na die oo
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VIO just stopped the bolt car I’m in and they’re requesting for his car key. Is it part of the law?
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@AigbeMickey @OneJoblessBoy You need to do better than this to secure Elon musk money. You cannot let what you paid for expire without making something tangible from it
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@OneJoblessBoy The rice is for people like you that are too hungry to see progress. The rest of us no need rice. We can see progress, we see the roads, we see the quiet restructuring and we see the success by our security forces. Collect Rice make you let us rest abeg.
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“Give me road, you bring rice. Give me education, you bring rice. Secure the border, you bring rice.”
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A very big loss bro.
And guess what. They've refused to adjust fares 🙆🏿♂️🙆🏿♂️
Ayo Deji@Ayo_Mastermind
Commission should be 20k approximately, except you had bonus. You have not factored in cost of wear and tear, maintenance, etc. If we are still buying fuel at this outrageous rate, ehailing guys are running at a loss this period.
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There are people who have never heard of loi-loi, there are also people who have never heard of fufu. But they know this as Akpu.
You need to know that life doesn't revolve around your community only.
Love and Light
Menya@menyaaaaaaaaaaa
People who call loi-loi fufu are red flags.
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The car I drive is the one I can afford right now.
Chris Power@Chris_Power_
The car you drive, says a lot about you
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Snoring.
Na to dey play gospel songs dey sleep
Adekunbi🌹❤️@Adhekunbi
Between mouth odour, body odour, and snoring. Which one can you tolerate for love?
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E be like we dey get unit issues for Nigeria. You say you run 50km, hmmm
From Lekki Palm City Estate(Ado Road), via Freedom way, Admiralty Way, Ikoyi Link Bridge, Gerrard Road, Osborne Road, 3rd mainland all the way to International Airport is 45km
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I can never believe both pictures are same person. Never!!!!
chief sọm@chisomholic
The irony is that she honestly believes the left frame is her true self. You don't know the dangerous extents of feminine delusion.
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If you think it is a setup, buy a 2003-2007 corolla, use it to carry people for sometime. You'll discover police won't even have your time but have time for the people you carried.
They know for you to be using bolt and uber, your papers are complete.
Rev. Emeke. 🪐@ichieEmy
If policemen stop an Uber or Bolt and go straight to the passenger, just know it’s a setup. How did they even know he was the driver?
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If you both live this far apart, it’s a long distance relationship.
PH ABOBI IN KADUNA (DSM)🎖🇨🇭@joseph_sorbari
Choba to Woji is like the journey of a thousand miles.
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She should be able to cook like her mum, unless
No filter Skin@NoFilterSkin
Of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! You’re her son. You ate her food your whole life.
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Men watching women turn Valentine’s Day into Women’s Day
GIF
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You'll hear 'wow, you look beautiful'
Any man that says 'your wig is beautiful' is an agege
Sir Dickson@Wizarab10
Be honest, as a guy, has someone ever shown you a wig of N800k and you nod your head that the price is fair. Like this wig you’re looking at is N800k. 😂😂 Only reason I’ll keep quiet is not to cause problem.
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@SirLeoBDasilva Please let's forgive Arsenal and support them to win the league this season.
Their fans have promised to be humble
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