enlayt riley (enlaytenayt @ bsky)

“ai will replace you” id like to see ai experience constant suicidal ideation.

Picture this: you're half-asleep on a Lufthansa flight when the cabin lights suddenly flip on. Turns out a big orange cat had escaped its carrier and decided to go exploring. Passengers stayed super quiet, flight attendants grabbed flashlights at first, and everyone teamed up to gently catch the fluffy escape artist without freaking it out. In the end, the cat was safe and the whole cabin handled it like pros.

because people would rather self-insert than ever think about what another person would think or do

Can Sungur: “Turkcell'le sponsorluğunu iptal etmiş nadir yayıncılardan bir tanesiyim. Turkcell de o olaydan sonra kara listeye aldı bizi. Türkiye'de zaten sponsorluklarda çok para yok.”

Harry Potter only played 9 games of quidditch for his entire Hogwarts career. Dele Alli type player - insane peak but nothing came of his career

Bir işveren, işe alım mülakatını paylaştı: -Okulu 1. bitirmiş ama CV boş. +İşe almam. Akademisyen olsun CV doluluğu önemli. -CV'de de-da bitişik yazılmış ve font hatası var. +Sadece de-da belki ama font hatası varsa almam. Çünkü you have one job yani.

Okan Buruk: "Bizi destekleyen taraftarlarımızın özellikle yarın sabah kalktıklarında işe gittiklerinde onların Galatasaray takımıyla duyacağı gurur çok önemli bizim için."

zarif… giderken bile

♦️Japonya'ya giden bir genç kız, yiyecek yemek bulamadı: "Helal yemek yok, her şeyde domuz var"

I’m just gonna say it because everyone is thinking it. FUCK this BULLSHIT of 2.5 years between 8-episode seasons. We used to get 50 episodes of shows a year that are still watched decades later. “Modern” shows are completely unmemorable, and too short. Not even worth watching. There’s no such thing as “getting into” a show anymore. It’s gone after like a week’s worth of binging. Then wait 2 years. Fuck that.