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Mrgeetycoon 🇰🇪
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Mrgeetycoon 🇰🇪
@eno74657
Engineer by profession Crypto expert and any online related work consultant
Katılım Ocak 2026
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@Kevoh273 Am fearing to have kids of this gender kama hio ndo situation
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@brendankirotee Pia wewe kuna morio udai kukudinya enyewe the world is cooked
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LEO MWANAUME AMENITOA KWAKE 5AM IN THE MORNING JUU NILIMYIMA KUMA!!!!!!!!!!!
KENYAN MEN SHOULD STYLE UP!!
ACHA NIWAPEE STORI MNIAMBIE WHO'S WRONG!
Jana I was chilling kwa nyumba Yangu, this fucking dude texted me, akaniuliza Niko wapi.
I told him Niko kwa nyumba, nimetulia.
Akaniambia niendee kwake, tu hang out.
I told him "Mimi sitaki kuja kwako because I don't want to sleep with you I'm celibate"
He insisted on me going
He literally begged me niendee, na ni just hanging out.
He finally convinced me, after alisema Mimi nitalala kwa bed yeye kwa couch
Mimi kama mtoto mjinga nikajitoa na fare Yangu and I went to his place in Kitengela.
😭 I should have stayed in my house..
Ama ningerudi tuu, juu he took like 20 minutes to pick me up and was wondering after all that effort?
Finally nikafika kwake,
He brought my beers na yeye ajiwekea yake, after he started initiating intercourse with me
Was like dude we agreed ???
I'm not sleeping with and stop touching me,
Akasema amekuwa carried away 😭
To cut the long story short...
Masaa ya kulala ikafika, and I told him show me the bed ni lale,
Yoh! Nikidhani nitalala pekee yangu he also joined 😭
Was like wtfffffff,
Kidogo kidogo, hard on in my ass,
Like literally pressing it so hard on my ass, told him to stop, anaachaa after a few minutes anarudia.
Nikajam, nikaenda kulala kwa Couch 🛋️ 😭 this guy didn't follow me ata kunibeg or apologise for his behaviour.
Nililala uko kwa baridi 😭
5 am, jipange uendeee 😭.
Akanifikisha kwa gate he opened nikatoka and he closed it behind me 😭
Wooiiiii, nilidhani iPhone Yangu Leo haita lala nyumbani
I fucking want to sue this Mf 😭
Nani hapa ako na Makosa?
Me or him?
Filipino
Mrgeetycoon 🇰🇪 retweetledi

Mike Sonko who happens to be my lookalike has come out crying like a faulty Sayona woofer after sharp boys wamemugongea. The man is in distress after discovering that the lady he has been fully sponsoring,,, rent, bills & soft life has been receiving high-voltage electricity from other undisclosed transformers across the city.
In the video, Mike Sonko is lamenting like a man who just found out his exclusive contract was actually a public tender. He says a yellow yellow damsel had wrapped him around her finger like Ringos. She was serving him the food that face the earth, and in return, Sonko made sure daughter of Agrippina lacked absolutely nothing except loyalty.
My guy even started hitting the gym. Not for health, He embarked on a serious weight loss journey so he could increase voltage during transmission hours. We’re talking core workouts, squats, stamina drills,, man was preparing like he’s joining the American army.
The instruments of power below the legs were being calibrated like KPLC transformers before peak hours. But what Sonko didn’t realize is that you can’t domesticate daughter of Agrippina. That’s a free-range species. Whether you’re rich, broke, or sponsored by IMF, the outcome is the same,, CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.
He started suspecting something was off when he entered the Bermuda Triangle only to find diameter imesonga & the beacon had shifted coordinates. My guy arrived at the destination and realized the runway had been expanded beyond the capacity of his aircraft. That’s when it hit him amegongewa msambwanda.
Now Sonko is out here fighting for admission as a self-sponsored student at the prestigious Great Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST), majoring in Dust Mitigation, with a minor in Advanced Heartbreak Studies.
Now imagine, if Sonko who's a dollar millionaire can be served premium tiyaas, what about us ordinary wananchi operating on Fuliza and hope. Ayaaam telling you Omwami, the streets are not just cold, they are refrigerated. Chesaa!! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

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