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If you’re a girl and you’ve been nice to me once, ive definitely thought about us getting married

Time to fire up an UberEats order, tell the boys to get the chains on there bikes.

If you can’t be good, dont be bad baby

Life goal is to be the old foreign drunk guy in the pub. Crazy white hair, random stories which have no end, only order odd pints, be up to date on obscure sports, eat gruel.

@dangl33sack @BleacherReport @NFL @yungwarclaw #thankyou8

@BleacherReport @NFL @ens_pp @yungwarclaw I mean…… 8️⃣

RAVENS MISS THE GAME WINNING FIELD GOAL AND THE STEELERS ARE HEADED TO THE POSTSEASON 🤯🤯🤯 (via @NFL)

Pub, guiness, two door cinema, we could be back

In the liqour store and this old drunk lady is yapping to me in line about how she has “resting mafia face” not a “resting bitch face”…. Ma’am i could not care less Army Navy game starts in 15 mins I just need a 4 pack of Guinness

Cameron Winters looks like a Penn Station guy

@yungwarclaw @BacardiCapital

@BacardiCapital All members 22nd @ens_pp

Any mutuals going to the All-Ivy Mistletoe Mixer at the Penn Club tomorrow?

Guy on the train, Christmas tie on, holding an Old Fashioned in a glass cup, cherries and all. Do not ask him to do anything until mid-January 2026

Walking around the house on Thanksgiving in an apron like I served in the Military

Guy at airport next to me: “Hey, can i do a double jack & coke” Waitress: “another!?” Man: “yes, no food for me today” I might have to call airport security

Woke up shivering on my flight, Cold sweats, shakes, nightmares, Thought i was super sick Realized that just my body’s natural response to landing in Orlando

Bought beer from the Grocery Store. At Check-out the Clerk spoke very little English. As i leave she calls out “Have a nice day!” I say “thank you!” She follows up with “Have a nice day with your beer!” Caught me so off gaurd, but yes Ma’am thank you I will

Gotta love these texts from my dad

Going as Jeremy Wade from River Monsters for Halloween. That legend doesn’t get enough respect

Crazy as an adult I can just make pancakes whenever I want. Just crushed a stack of blueberry pancakes

Got home from work at midnight. Sat in my kitchen and ate a cold bowl of corn with a wooden spoon. Your move World.

@LogiousFaulkner @zackdfilms1

@zackdfilms1 @ens_pp

Why We Can’t Just Dump Trash Into A Volcano 🤔