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@coinalyzetool CHARTS DONT WORK DO SOMETHING

$BTC long/short ratio

polymarket processes $2.48b in weekly volume. 72% of platform fees come from 5-minute and 15-minute markets. that's not a prediction market, that's an unregulated binary options desk. 50+ wallets just front-ran the US-Iran ceasefire with $15-30m in coordinated bets placed in a 2-hour window, zero prior geopolitical betting history. wallets withdrew immediately after settlement and went dark. kalshi is already at $3.54b weekly volume with full CFTC regulation. prediction markets are doing $6.2b combined weekly volume and generating revenue that rivals top-10 DeFi protocols but this sector is one investigation away from bifurcating into regulated survivors and offshore casualties. the uncomfortable math is that polymarket's entire revenue model depends on degenerate 5-minute BTC binary bets that any regulator would classify as gambling. ftx was only the appetizer

@LitiganteDeBF @ebmenezes To por aqui se precisar, me manda uma DM que te passo meu email e OAB

@ebmenezes Estou criando uma rede de advogados parceiros. Vamos randomizar as iniciais e peticionar em diversas OABs. Este é o nível que chegamos.

Se eu consigo 10.000 clientes, e os 10.000 clientes possuem juros abusivos, e eu ajuízo 10.000 ações, eu sou um litigante predatório? Juiz acabou de me condenar em custas, mesmo com procuração física + vídeo do cliente, alegando a massificação das ações.

@Sellingvol Help me out on this marty, I have a great dev working with me on crypto for years

Who is in Brasil 🇧🇷 building interesting things? Reach out Pic unrelated

@Sellingvol We need a good polymarket for betting on STF and STJ legal decisions/positioning

@PortalMigalhas @LitiganteDeBF tu ta famoso!!

Justiça do AM extinguiu ação contra banco por ausência de interesse de agir e identificou prática de litigância predatória. O juiz apontou a existência de mais de 1,5 mil ações semelhantes na comarca, com petições padronizadas e fracionamento de pedidos, todas conduzidas pelo mesmo advogado. Além da extinção do processo, o advogado foi condenado por má-fé ao pagamento de multa de 2% e indenização de 10% sobre o valor da causa. migalhas.com.br/quentes/452731…

@LitiganteDeBF @luisfelipelfn Se vc peticiona 1500 ações em bloco, sendo o mesmo adv de todas elas, e com petições padronizadas, vc vai tomar uma PRESUNÇÃO de litigancia predatoria. Aí eu protocolaria em todas, de novo, em bloco, tentando descaracterizar.

@luisfelipelfn @enterrateucris1 Não tiro o mérito da pulga atrás da orelha. Mas a função do magistrado não é me investigar. Ele deve analisar o direito. Se eu consegui 8 ações por dia que o direito está claramente comprovado, qual o problema?

Esse tá tranquilo também né. 1.446,10% ao ano com débito automático em conta que recebe benefício previdenciário.

@LitiganteDeBF Mas quando vc peticionou, vc peticionou quantas mesmas ações de uma vez? Foi em bloco? Os sistemas tem umas travas grosseiras tbm.

Resposta do juiz para o caso, já que minha procuração (com vídeo do cliente autorizando) não foi suficiente para regularizar a representação processual:

@LitiganteDeBF @thaisral Qual é o Estado? Vc tem que começar a deslocar a competencia, pois na relação de consumo dá pra fazer coisas nesse sentido. Litigue em GOIÁS.

@thaisral Já tá protocolado. Tenho fé de que vai ser revertido. Uma dessas eu realmente nunca vi.

Pra não dizerem que eu não sou maluco: entrei com ação de juros abusivos. 16% ao mês, 500% ao ano, débito automático. BANCO FOI REVEL. E MESMO ASSIM EU PERDI O PROCESSO!!!!!

@freitashebert_ Tem algum trabalho equivalente a esse nas areas civel e publica?

E para os haters, um aviso: estou louco para contar tudo e o farei em breve, mas algo nunca visto no direito brasileiro chegará em breve (sem custar um centavo a mais para os criminalistas que já estão com a gente no Projeto Concedo a Ordem, inclusive). Me aguardem.

Um desabafo rápido (irei apagar muito provavelmente). Tem um promotor aqui no Twitter que, sem me citar, vive dizendo que eu vendo "jurisprudências que estão de graça na internet". Vive falando em "estelionatários judiciais". Abaixo, uma tabela das análises de decisões criminais proferidas pelo STJ que fizemos só essa semana. Dez mil decisões, sendo 1.596 acórdãos e 8.405 monocráticas. Dessas, 747 favoráveis à defesa e 9.254 desfavoréis. O que eu e minha equipe fazemos é dar à defesa uma comodidade que antes era restrita às grandes bancas de advocacia (muitas vezes nem a elas). Poupamos o tempo sagrado do advogado e fornecemos inteligência. Aquele que julga necessário, adere. Aquele que não acha necessário, não adere. A lógica é extremamente simples. Eu sei que o ranço é antigo e principalmente ideológico. Mas certas críticas precisam passar por um crivo mínimo de pesquisa sobre o que se fala, sobretudo quando os fios brancos já acometem o couro cabeludo em farta qualidade.

@chrisramsay52 @grok what is the likelihood of an extraterrestrial being here in this case

🚨EXCLUSIVE🚨 An exclusive Statement by Dr. Italo Venturelli sent to my by James Fox about seeing the Alien being in the hospital bed in 1996 in Varginha, Brazil. Dr Venturelli is a Neurosurgeon at the Hospital Regional do Sul de Minas in Varginha, Minas Gerais, Brazil. According to James Fox, Dr. Venturelli has been recently let go from his position due to statements made about his encounter. He has since been reinstated as the hospital could not function to its fullest capacity without him. It’s so important to understand that this man, with the steadiest hands, will operate on a person’s brain for 12 hours straight. I think we can all agree, we should trust his judgement. Some notable differences in the description of the being are the color of the skin and eyes as well as the lack of bad smell (ammonia). My speculation below. 1/3

@TimHannan @DonYour21584 Perfect re reply thanks.

@DonYour21584 And your mom is also your sister.

Anyone ever track this guy down? I’m sure he has a story to tell.

@Galois_Capital @cjhtech @EvgenyGaevoy EXPAINS

I would be very entertained to watch a 1 hour show where @cjhtech expains onchain MM strategies and concentrated liquidity to @EvgenyGaevoy but Evgeny can’t say anything back and just has to sit there and listen.

@BillyKryzak @rosscoulthart @GarryPNolan @james_fowler_ @SkywatcherHQ @chrisramsay52 @JeremyCorbell @g_knapp @grok do you think this might be an UFO?

Is it a balloon? The kinetic energy story says NO. This is the video that was released today in the House UAP Hearing. @rosscoulthart @GarryPNolan @james_fowler_ @SkywatcherHQ @chrisramsay52 @JeremyCorbell @g_knapp

@monolith_fund When open interest caps were implemented on binance and bybit? Do you have a date

As a delta-neutral fund, we farm funding rates across most markets, so we also had positions in the pre-market of $XPL (Plasma). Our strategy was to short $XPL on Hyperliquid with isolated margin and a liquidation level about 2.1x above the entry price of $0.6, while going long $XPL on Bybit. We had executed similar trades multiple times without any issues. On 26/08/2025, however, a manipulator bought up all available offers and pushed the price from $0.6 to $1.8 within 3–4 minutes, liquidating 85% of open interest - including our position. Even though we had additional margin available, this move was clearly not organic volatility but outright manipulation. We fully understand the risks of trading and accept responsibility for normal market fluctuations, but in this case the circumstances were extraordinary and far beyond typical volatility: both Bybit and Binance prices stayed at $0.6, and there was no time to react or add collateral. This was not simply about a whale’s action, but about the mechanics of how it was possible to force the price up on Hyperliquid while other exchanges remained stable. Hyperliquid provided no backstops or safeguards to prevent this type of manipulation, and the manipulator deliberately chose Hyperliquid to execute this “trade” instead of Binance, Bybit or any other perp dex, which implemented open interest caps to protect their users from manipulation. At the moment @HyperliquidX already announced that they will integrate external exchange prices into the mark price (the liquidation reference). During the incident, the mark price on Hyperliquid jumped to $1.8 while on other pre-market venues it stayed at $0.6. If external prices had been included from the beginning, nobody would have been liquidated, because the Hyperliquid price deviation from other exchanges would have been clear and corrected. In the past, Hyperliquid refunded users in the $JELLYJELLY incident, recognizing that system flaws had unfairly harmed traders. The same logic applies here: loyal users shouldn’t bear the cost of bad mechanics and targeted manipulation. I also want to emphasize that we have been using Hyperliquid since its TGE. We are very active and loyal users, as well as stakers on the platform. We strongly believe in Hyperliquid and have always supported it as part of the community. But if such events are ignored, it risks sending a message that regular users can be unfairly disadvantaged while whales act without consequence - a major red flag that would damage trust and negatively impact future activity. @chameleon_jeff @iliensinc @xulian_hl @HyperFND

your mental nw usually some moving average based on like last 30-60 days perhaps when your actual nw is above this you end up gambling if you below it you reduce your risk bc you feel poor important to maintain risk taking at optimal lvls regardless of recent outcomes

Not fair that Van Gogh could also write like that

You're not depressed, you just need a quest.

The foundation of all mental illness is the unwillingness to experience legitimate suffering.

that clip of the lebanese wedding DJ blasting Gimme Gimme Gimme while Iranian missiles fly overhead is going to live in my brain forever