Erin Willis

Dear restaurant owners: We ALL hate the QR code menu. Stop. -everyone

Dear Microsoft: I don’t know why you keep asking me if I want to stay signed in when you are not actually going to keep me signed in.

The cleaners and security guards at your workplace are also your colleagues, respect them.

@ferald_gord Maybe she doesn’t want to be a lawyer at all. Maybe she doesn’t know how to tell her parents.

just saw a tiktok a from a girl who said she was deferring her acceptance from georgetown law because she got a job as a paralegal at a biglaw firm. i’ve never seen a comments section so unanimously against an idea. genuinely what the fuck is she thinking

@CBSMornings No more Matt Guttman. He’s not the vibe. AT ALL.

When True, a five-year-old under social services, was dropped off for heart surgery at Children’s Nebraska, anesthesiologist Dr. Amy Beethe found him alone in pre-op. Moved by his situation, she decided he needed a stable home. But what she and her husband, Ryan, offered went far beyond that. @SteveHartmanCBS shares the story of a doctor for whom saving lives is more than just her job. cbsn.ws/3PBJWa2

Kids, I understand that raw dogging to you is slang for just "doing something without distractions or preparation" but please understand that's not how it's utilized for anyone over 30 and especially not to use it in professional conversations

Yesterday a girl walked into class with an iced coffee and my prof told her she couldn't have it so she just walked out and never came back and I can't stop thinking about it.

You need to be slowmaxxing. You need to be reading long, fat books. You need to be making 48-hour chocolate chip cookies. You need to spend hours watching wildlife, you need to spend 15+ min making your coffee. You need to breathe in and breathe out. You need to be slowwwwwwwwww.

@Kristie_818 @AmericanAir Way to be a good human and report, Kristie!

Hey @AmericanAir I watched these bags fall off a cart being driven from gate B18 out of DAL.

@stepphiieeGrl V good movie, went yesterday.

The fact that elise is in the office today don’t they know we have to go see Marty supreme

@briansherrodtv Happy birthday!!! Hope you celebrated BIG!!!

Good morning everyone! After 10 very beautiful and relaxing days off, I am back! I shall see you at 530am! ❤️

The older I get the more I hate making extra stops after work I drive home like I’m late for the house.

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps. McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay. Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay. See the problem?

Methodology

There's a quiet sadness that engulfs you when you're about to move on from one chapter of your life to the next.