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Just got told I probably hold the most value out of any player in the league. Nice #ISFLsim

@JasperFontaine2 porque no los dos?

Hot cocoa. Big or small marshmallows? #ISFLsim

I kinda forgot this existed. #ISFLsim

Monday means Yeti gameday! HYPE #ISFLsim

Come watch Norfolk as we take on Bondi Beach tonight in week 1 action! We got some rookies who will be looking to make names for themselves early in the season! #ISFLsim

Showing up to the stadium for my first game as GM and daaaaaaaaaamn these box suites are nice #ISFLsim

DSFL Pre-show starts today! Good luck to all the Norfolk callups in t heir debuts! #ISFLsim

I need a nap after this offseason #ISFLsim

By my calculation, the Norfolk GMs spent 420 minutes EXACTLY on the clock during the #DSFL draft. #ISFLsim

Time for another #tip for success in the ISFL. If you have a punishment thread, even if you think the punishment is wrong or unfair, don't double down in the thread. Save it for appeals #ISFLsim

what is love baby dont hurt me now more #ISFLsim

The worst part about knowing what's going on in the draft is not being able to be excited in public spaces for like a whole extra week :( #ISFLsim #GibLiveDraft

I'm used to talking about the draft, but man being in the room is way different #ISFLsim #WhoAreYouPeople

PSA: it is friday. Enjoy the ISFL draft tonight #ISFLsim

It is Thursday. This PSA is brought to you by Friday Hype Gang #ISFLsim

Can submarines go to space? #ISFLsim

I guess you really do reap what you sow....

Offseason point task is always made harder by indecision. There are so many interesting topics...which one to pick? Also bonus media... #ISFLsim

Trying to get ready for my first draft as GM. So many people to talk to! #ISFLsim

TIL Maine has like half to a third the population of my metro area here in Denver. Whack #ISFLsim