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@keaaaaley Jesus Christ.

13,5% alc volume means there’s 13,5% of alcohol in the bottle or every glass you pour will have 13,5% alcohol?

@tesla_jokes 100% yes from me.

Tesla is killing the one-time FSD purchase country by country. UK 🇬🇧owners: FSD at £99+ p/m worth it or no?

@Pro__Trading Predicting the future using the past is gay.

When tractors revolutionized farming, they could do the work of 50 men. Efficiency went up and production costs went dramatically down. So the cost of food went to almost 0 right? Wrong. The cost of food kept going up and hasn't stopped going up. It's going to be no different with AI.

@JimBriton @JohnMusumeci7 Are you fucking 6?

Hey Boss. There’s only one constituency standing Restore Britain candidates. Not really splitting anything are we? I was going to vote for Reform in the local elections. Then I read that Reform are looking to “flood” Great Yarmouth with unknown Reform candidates “to destroy the Restore party” before it’s born. Well, that didn’t sit well with me. So instead of giving Reform my vote, I’m going to let the Greens have it. Play silly games, win silly prizes. Either way it’s a vote for “just enough rope”, give the British public a taste of Green Party policies or Reform party policies which would then bring people to Restore in their droves just in time for the General Election in 2029. Multiculturalism has failed, but nobody told the Reform Party.

Patriots, listen up — it's time for common sense, not ego.Yes, support Restore Britain if you believe in it long-term. But right now, voting Restore risks splitting the right-wing vote and handing victory to Labour... or worse, the Greens. Rupert Lowe is laser-focused on one thing: destroying Nigel Farage. He doesn't have the organisation or reach yet to win big. Farage does.We cannot afford another mistake. Kick the lefties out first. Get Farage and Reform in power. If he doesn't deliver, then back Rupert next time round.Unity now. Victory later. Stop the self-sabotage.#ReformUK #CommonSense

@RedDyke69 @EssexPR Farage will be your next prime minister.

Missed business opportunity. Have a Farage must go party as polling shows he’s the most hated British politician in the UK. And for a bumper night, go with a Trump must go party. His polling is the worst in the UK of any politician . Given his polling in the USA , you’d get a load of American ex pats turning up and no boring cunt from @GBNEWS

If Starmer goes this week, I’m booking a dj for a party in my pub — I’ve never known a more hated, incompetent or divisive Prime Minister in my life.

@TeslaTrip @grok But personally, I hope they go slow. No need to rush.

@TeslaTrip @grok I 100% agree with you. However. There’s a possibility that they’re waiting for something, be it some statistic or safety level. If that’s true then the reason they have so many cars tucked away in various cities makes sense. Why pre deploy the fleet if it’s gonna be gradual?

To be transparent, this is pure marketing and while it should ramp quickly once scale reliability is near certainty, it will not happen at once even though it may "feel" like it even per country. Hey @grok, Is it feasible Tesla could release it "all at once"

@theipaper What a fucking retard.

I’m a TV editor – these are the eight most overrated shows trib.al/MK2mK9A

@EightBitElon @Tesla So did I.

@Tesla I thought camp mode turns off sentry?

View your surroundings via Live Camera View in the Tesla App

@NotFarLeftAtAll Hey you guys,, this is childish stop it.

Zack Polanski: The Green Party is gaining momentum across the entire country, growing stronger day by day. Global leaders are speaking with me directly, commending the way we engage with and stand up for the public.

@FutureAZA I average 1200 miles a week. I buy the cheapest tyres I can. ~£260 for 4. I get roughly 25,000 miles out of a set. Lr model 3 ‘21. I drive slow. But I do push it every now and again.

I asked about brakes on your EV, but now let's talk about tires. How far do you go between new tires, and what's your driving style?

@I___AmZippy @StinkyBlueRat @rickyberwick Retard

@StinkyBlueRat @rickyberwick isnt the person on the right a zionist? or am i mistaking them for someone else?

So that street fighter movie looks pretty good

@PolitlcsUK Polling 0.0086% of the population. Great statistic.

🚨 NEW: 65% of Brits support the Green Party's policy of capping CEO pay at ten times the pay of the lowest paid employee

@jobutsu_uk @TeslaJigsaw @transportgovuk @Heidi_Alexander Ok. I think your understanding of what a foggy windscreen is the actual issue here. That doesn’t look foggy to me?

@eppiponimus @TeslaJigsaw @transportgovuk @Heidi_Alexander I am off to the beach, get some cream for that butt hurt. x.com/jobutsu_uk/sta…

This is my Tesla Model Y in the UK. It already has all the hardware and software needed to drive itself under my supervision - making it dramatically safer than any regular car on our roads. Yet @transportgovuk, @Heidi_Alexander and the Vehicle Certification Agency have still not approved it for use here. It’s like having seatbelts fitted in the car… but the government won’t let you use them. This technology is already working safely in other countries around the world. Why are UK drivers and other road users being held back from a safer future? Enough with the delays already - follow the @RDWnl lead and get this approved. #Tesla #ModelY #FSD #FullSelfDriving #UKAutonomous @elonmusk

@jobutsu_uk @TeslaJigsaw @transportgovuk @Heidi_Alexander Sounds like made up nonsense to me. Pics or it didn’t happen.

@eppiponimus @TeslaJigsaw @transportgovuk @Heidi_Alexander 24 Y. I did actually try a 25 M3 for month too, it did not do the same with the curbs. But it did suffer the same windscreen fogging problems on rural roads in low temps.

@jobutsu_uk @TeslaJigsaw @transportgovuk @Heidi_Alexander Which Tesla was it?

@eppiponimus @TeslaJigsaw @transportgovuk @Heidi_Alexander And the windscreen fogged up constantly and was dangerous to clear at night.

@SERobinsonJr It’s basically a muddy field at this point…

TERAFAB: On the Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing (TSMC) Q1 2026 earnings call, Chairman & CEO C.C. Wei said the following in regards to the Tesla/SpaceX Terafab Project. "Well, actually, both Intel and Tesla, they are TSMC’s customer. Again, they are our competitors, and we view Intel as our formidable competitors and do not underestimate them. Having said that, there are no shortcuts. The fundamental rule of the foundry game never change. They need the technology leadership, manufacturing excellence, and customer trust, and most of all, the service, which has been mentioned by Jensen. Again, let me say that it takes 2-3 years to build a new fab. No shortcuts. It takes another 1-2 years to ramp it up. Again, that’s a fundamental of foundry industry."

@TSLAshareholder music.youtube.com/playlist?list=…

In the car for the next hour. What song sounds best in a tesla at max settings? And, please, no Barbie girl recommendations. Played it too many times.

@TSLAshareholder I only smoke when I drink

@TeslaBoomerPapa Glad you’re doing well. 👍👍

I wanted to thank all of you for the support, love and encouragements you've provided me these past 3 months! It helped me a lot keep positive and going ahead! So THANK YOU SO MUCH TO ALL OF YOU ! Here's what happened! 1) On Dec 1 we discovered that I had a nodule, the size of a big strawberry which grew at the V bottom of my vocal cords 2) A few days later the biopsy revealed it was cancerous 3) We started organizing further analysis and treatment for it 4) We lost about a month because of the utter incompetence et arrogance of the Santa Barbara treatment center 5) A great follower of TBM , head of oncology himself, directed us to the best person in the L.A. area 6) That took a couple more weeks to organize every thing. 7) Treatment was determined to be 35 days of Throat Radiation and 5 weeks of Chemo. That started Feb 3 . 8) The team and technicians are GREAT over there. 9) 35 R.T. trip from S.B. to L.. is a "lot of fun" as those of you who live there know. It would take 5 Hours for a 6 minute treatment: talk about a waste of time, thank you Santa Barbara morons! 10) Hallelujah : FSD did the driving , and ZERO intervention! 11) Midway through the radiation we did a "through the nose" video of my throat. The tumor had shrunk to the size of the last 2 pieces of your little finger! 12) The radiation "idea" is to, literally burn the interior of your throat to kill the cancerous cells. So now your throat is burned and burned more every day, and feels like it's cut up horizontally in the middle. You can imagine how that makes eating and even drinking almost impossible , unless you're willing to deal with the excruciating pain! Fun! Fun! Fun! I decided to let my throat heal as much as possible, and so ate and drank the "minimum survival" dose 13) Chemo makes you feel like sh*t, there's no other way to describe it! 14) A month ago , all treatment was over and I started feeling gradually better! 15) for the past 10 days I've been eating "normally" and work on "catching up" ! 16) 3 days go, my voice came back! I knew it meant the tumor was gone. We had scheduled a follow-up visit with the L.A. team for yesterday and the "through the nose" video of my throat showed that , as I suspected: the TUMOR WAS ALL GONE !!!!! Hallelujah !