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king of cowtown
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king of cowtown
@er_daynes
fake it til we make it • chelsea’s sister • closet writer • prosciutto lover • canadian wrestler • scorpio • hilarious • serial pinner (as coined by @anamarea)
Calgary, Alberta Katılım Ekim 2017
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neighbourmaxxing by always being together in one side of the house
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Im walking around Lions Park and its sunny. Its friday but it could be a Sunday if you were here.
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i don’t irish exit, i do the american withdrawal (constantly change my story about when im leaving, if im leaving, who invited me)
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its snowing so much i think i should be allowed to work from home
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building a time machine to go undo all my sacrifices and kind things. it did not return to me. i want them back.
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“when there is no hope you have to live like it is around the next corner”
“oh who said that?”
“me. literally rn. u were there”
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Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location
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is there chocolate cake in heaven
can u take a new birthday picture
did mayas dad toast the day
did you celebrate while weve been missing you
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“i was so drunk i was trying to flip them off but i was just pointing”
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hey do you want to go out with me? I have no availability until next sunday and I hate texting btw
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