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Once again Islam comes up with an excuse. This time it’s an injury.
I always knew I would be part of the White House event. Even when the UFC told me at one point that they wouldn’t count on me for the event, I knew it was part of the negotiation.
When they finally told me I would be on the White House card, they mentioned Islam and I didn’t hesitate for a second to accept the fight.
Even though the fight hadn’t been officially confirmed yet, the White House card was going to be announced the next day. And when I woke, I found out that Islam had gotten injured.
And then Justin Gaethje appeared.
Once again, someone else who will pay for Islam’s escape.
Both of their manager is a bitch and also ugly as hell.
Justin, see you at the White House. I’m not someone who humiliates people.
It will be quick. When you wake up, everything will already be over.
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I won’t be fighting in the first quarter of next year. I’m going through a difficult moment in my personal life. I want to focus on my children and resolve this situation as soon as possible.
I don’t want to hold up the division. The UFC will make the matchups needed, and as soon as the matters are resolved I'll let the UFC know I'm ready to begin my return.
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Hangover cure:
-shower
-hit the gym
-mid-workout remember you almost did blow last night, be grateful you found the self-control to refrain (this is uncharacteristic of you - your GPA in High School was a C+/B- and you have people-pleasing issues which make saying no feel impossible)
-meet up with your boys for the 1PM NFL games
-bring breakfast sandwiches
-fall asleep from 5-7 then grill ribeye steaks and plantains
-have an unscheduled 27-minute phone call with your cool Uncle - take a walk around the block to not bother your friends, let the November air randomly make you nostalgic for your childhood (your cool Uncle = the one you can tell anything to judgment-free)
-let the warmth of your boys’ place (literal and figurative) make you think ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’
-watch The Dark Knight on TNT switching back and forth to the Sunday Night Game
-text the girl you still have feelings for a picture of the Batman/Joker interrogation scene - this was a randomly good talking point on the 2.5 dates you went on 10 months ago (she’s the only girl you’ve ever not lost interest in after busting)
-remain calm when she hearts the message and asks to hangout over Thanksgiving (she doesn’t go home for holidays because she’s psycho about her career)
-go home and do 3 sets push-ups and have an XL piece of apple pie as a reward
Important:
-don’t even think about asking for Venmo for the breakfast sandwiches
-any coffee you drink must be black
-the phone call with your Uncle can’t be planned it has to be serendipitous
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El momento más emotivo de la noche 🥹 qué placer ver semejante artista en el escenario #LaNocheDeMartina
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Che ¿cuantas cloacas hizo a travez de AYSA Milei?
Muchacho NI LAS RUTAS MANTIENEN. Dos años de gobierno Y NO ARREGLARON NI UN POZO.
Dos años de gobierno Y NO HICIERON UNA SOLA CLOACA.
Dos años de gobierno Y LO UNICO QUE HICIERON FUE COBRAR COIMAS.
Cara dura.
Ezequiel Cano@Ezequie68040839
@Joepsi Joel, no tienen asfalto, no tienen cloacas, no tienen re de gas, no tienen agua. Sos tan pelotudo de publicar este comentario? De verdad?
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Con mi peleador favorito de todos los tiempos 🙌🏻. Hoy que está de moda hablar basura y faltarle el respeto a los rivales, hacen mucha falta los verdaderos Artistas Marciales como Él 🥋🐐@GeorgesStPierre

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Y decían que no era el inicio de una dictadura 💀💀
Clash Report@clashreport
El Salvador has abolished presidential term limits, allowing indefinite re-election. Terms are extended from 5 to 6 years, and run-off elections are eliminated.
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Imagina que te critiquen por usar un modelo de Google para hacer vídeos. Te pones a hacer vídeos divertidos para tus amigos y conocidos, un día decides compartir uno en X y te cae una bronca increíble. No entiendes nada porque te critican por hacer estos clips por entretenimiento y te has gastado dinero en hacerlos (cada 8s =2€ aprox).
Mientras hay cuentas en TikTok con más de 100.000.000 de visitas en 7 días, ganando miles de $. Que Haciendo contenido. Aquí algunos ejemplos
- Yeti ASMR

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