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Drake got me wanting to meet a girl named Janice just so I can tell her to STFU

If you’re a comedian and found any of the jokes on the Roast of Kevin Hart offensive …. Ur Gaaayyyyyy

In Scottsdale, your Eskimo brother count could qualify you for season tickets

All year it’s “f*ck dem kids” and today it’s Happy Mother’s Day

“The Roast of Kevin Hart” should be promoted as a watch party somewhere this Sunday

Watching people drag others on the Internet is so lame.

Chipotle has horrible straws

If you text with your keyboard clicks on. Who is that for? Are you OK? Because I’m trying to enjoy this silence and I can’t with you sounding like you’re sending Morse code from a hostage situation

More like Hillary ouuuff 🫠

California has Coachella Arizona has Blowchella ❄️

Pro Tip: Date her after the RED Hair phase

Don’t ever judge me by the things that I like on Instagram. I’ve once liked a post that said “guys named Eric ain’t sh%%” I just be thumbing hard

If he live with his mom or she drive an Altima , I ain’t trying to listen to your heart break about breaking up with them. You knew

Pro Tip: If you ask her out to dinner and her reply isnt yes or no … but it’s “where?” Leave that alone. Her company can be purchased if certain restaurants dictate a yes or no.

“Why does it get so hot here!?” ME: were you aware that Arizona is a fu%#n DESERT 🏜️? (YFDA)

Why they release the Justin Timberlake body cam of his DUI ? Hasn’t this country done enough to our black entertainment

“I looked into your cup to see if you had enough You looked into mine to see if I had more than you … That’s the difference”

Haven’t been able to sleep. Keep waking up into sleep paralysis with a feeling of female entity kind of laying next to me while laughing in my ear. Just woke up and said “what do you want!?” And she tells me she sees more as a friend. Can’t even get demon entities

Grief is weird. Some days you’re laughing with friends… and then a random song reminds you someone you love isn’t here to hear it.

Healing isn’t pretty. But neither is staying broken