Eric Buss

@ZelenskyyUa @POTUS I’m sorry about our shitbag, fuck stain of a president. He’s a real fuckbag of a shit stain. Many Americans stand with Ukraine!

Thank you America, thank you for your support, thank you for this visit. Thank you @POTUS, Congress, and the American people. Ukraine needs just and lasting peace, and we are working exactly for that.

@CalltoActivism Artist got it wrong. Fist should be open, with a straight elbow.

Ohio artist Alan Cottrill’s “Don Colossus” is a 15-foot-tall, $1 million bronze statue of Trump that will tour the country. People will kneel before it. Guaranteed

@DemocraticWins @0liviajulianna His followers don’t mind. They drink Mt. Dew in the morning.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is threatening a tariff war with Colombia. This will drastically increase the price of coffee. In Trump’s America, you will spend record amounts of money on coffee and eggs.

@JesseBWatters Hey shit bag! I go grocery shopping with my wife all the time. We enjoy it. We love each other. Also, quit being a douche fuck, you douche fuck!

@POTUS46Archive Thanks for being a class act!

One more selfie for the road. We love you, America.

@TRHLofficial Can confirm. We don’t give a shit. Wear it all the time.

MEN, IS THIS TRUE

@DanielleMejiaCA “On the riddle I just wrote” is her name.

Can you take a Guess?

@melissavitelli How often do you buy new Tevas?

What’s something you always wanted to ask a lesbian? The funnier the better honestly…. I’ll answer everything Go for it ⬇️

@TheTweetOfGod Well, chop chop god. But make it quick and painless please.

If it makes you feel any better you weren't going to make it through the next four years anyway.

You tweet lost me at (1/10)

@ThatEricAlper Cool Runnings

What is a movie ending that makes you cry, no matter how many times you've watched it before?

@sinist3rgore SE7EN messed me up for a few days.

what’s a good horror movie that fucked you up… like you just didn’t mentally feel the same after watching it. i need a good movie to watch like that rn.

@Ronxyz00 Mike Tyson vs. Nicky Fuentes

I’m with you!

I assume Trump is going to appoint Billy McFarland to be Secretary of Music Festivals?

🧵 A thread addressed to my fellow conservatives who are planning to vote, or considering voting, for Trump. 1/13

@ZTPetrizzo I’m glad he’s not supporting Trump anymore. Also, he can continue to fuck himself.

@pattonoswalt @NRA So, he’s a bad guy with a gun? Got it! HEY GOOD GUYS WITH GUNS!!! Over here!!!

Say howdy-do to Doug Hamlin, the new @NRA chief! When he was an impish college prankster he and some of his good-time frat bros cut off a cat’s paws, strung it up, set it on fire and watched as it burned alive. Anyhoo, he’s in charge of guns now! rawstory.com/nra-doug-hamli…

@nypost They left him at the bottom to rot right?