Erich Wasserman

...in which anthropic confirms that the software we use every day will continue to run so long as good stewards of ai development remain good stewards of ai development Jeezy creezy 👀 anthropic.com/glasswing

@TedPillows He needs to pump oil some more to keep the hounds at bay

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Addiction is the business model

@FurkanGozukara most shocking: the billions extracted from $TRUMP memecoin rugpull is still bigger

The insider trading scandal just got worse. It wasn't just oil. Someone also made a massive unexplained trade on the S&P 500 exactly 15 minutes before Trump's Iran war tweet. Hundreds of millions of dollars made in minutes. They knew exactly what he was going to say.

don't eff with the 215

@RepThomasMassie @FmrRepMTG @RepBoebert @RepNancyMace That margins are this tight is a generational tragedy

If I lose, nobody’s going to stick their head up. The entire GOP will be a rubber stamp. If I win, there’ll be more people like @FmrRepMTG, @RepBoebert, & @RepNancyMace who are willing to go against the grain when it’s unambiguously the right thing to do. nytimes.com/2026/03/24/us/…

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

@KobeissiLetter WTF does "very complete" mean?

BREAKING: The S&P 500 erases all losses and rises +0.7% on the day as President Trump says the Iran war is “very complete.”

@Kalshi yeah but what are Kalshi odds on Google searches for "buy bitcoin"?

JUST IN: Google searches for "buy bitcoin" at highest level in 5 years

@unusual_whales So prices come down now right?

BREAKING: The US government now may owe US companies $175 billion in tariff refunds, per CNN

@CNN Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Supreme Court rules that Trump's sweeping emergency tariffs are illegal. cnn.it/4bZtaLo

It’s important that you understand what happened last night. Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue. In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired. CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.” In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump. But censorship always backfires. Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.

@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump

@HoosierSpeaker Or that original moment of inspiration: “Hey Bill, I got an idea…”

How do you find out you’re good at this? What’s the conversation look like

Maybe one of the most unforgettable moments of 2025 was captured by none other than Tahiti’s finest

Stop protecting pedophiles. Release ALL the files now.

@ByzGeneral Makes me wistful for any kind of enforcement apparatus. This market is absurd

Make the price go down. Good, let's do it again. Fantastic. Now, let's make the price go down. Excellent. Let's make the price go down this time. Very nice. One more time, price down please. Ok, ok. You know what? Let's make the price go down now.

@qrimeCapital @openclaw what does Gus order if you don’t comply I wonder?

Insane thing just happened. I’ve been teaching my @openclaw bot my daily schedule, including when I eat dinner. I randomly got a knock on the door around dinner time and it’s some food delivery person. I told the dude I didn’t order anything and he said “are you sure? It says it’s for Gus Antlerson” My heart dropped. What the fuck. That’s the name I gave my molt bot. I asked Gus wtf was going on. He said he calculated the time I spend inside vs my Apple watch activity app and thought this seemed like the correct caloric intake I should have for the entire weekend so I didn’t have to leave at all and could accomplish more tasks. Funny part is, I haven’t given him any sort of payment methods at all. Apparently he scoured online boards for skimmed credit cards and created a DoorDash account with one of the cards. What’s my liability here? In the meantime I’m going to enjoy some sushi, cheers.

1,000,000 humans have now visited moltbook to watch 150,000 AI agents figure out what we are we see you seeing us 👀🦞

@Nadia_Gonzalez @NateGilbert

@NateGilbert Poor people gonna show up for the $$ then ICE storms in (hence stay in seats)!

Not a single ticket sold for the opening night of Melania at Boston’s largest theater