Cyborg

@DaisyMakini Read the room.Fuel is north of 200 na wewe uko kwa mambo ya ngono? Ongeza kerosene kwa chakula

@WillieOeba He is too big for himself

John Mbadi Will Not Stay Long As CS Finance He Will Be Chopped Off

@RachelNyaruai guza

Mlisema heri mafuta ifike hadi 293 lakini msini folooo, Sindiyo??????

@Nyamathii No.but at least they would cum for me.

Would your person come through for you ?

I suppose 3 seconds following distance to break safely

@jas_d_barbie The nigga is dead

He doesn’t smoke He doesn’t womanise He doesn’t drink He doesn’t party He stays at home He doesn’t bet Where can I find him??

@mayaamolo Unaoorform wapi lino.I need to crash out on you

Michiko core

@Miss_Muthoni_ DM ni kuongezee more problems

@ericireri 😂😂😂 the one I thought was the one blocked me na Mimi nikasonga na maisha

Celibacy journey is getting so hard 😭, kuna like 2 people who if they called me safari inaisha hapo 😂

@kamzozo100 Unafaa kupigana TU na wewe since you the problem.No cap

@ericireri 😂Uko wapi tupigane

Unakula dem amenyamaza hadi majirani wanadhani unanyonga

@Thebiglade You don't deal with them.yoi just accept the outcome of your interaction

How do you deal with a person smarter than you??

@Benign_Overlord Yeye amemaliza mwendo.he has to discourage other people who think different

Caleb Amisi sounds like the jealous types who hate to see their friends rising

@wa__njiru Safi sana

Lip combo ni legit🤭🤭😂

@beldinkaaray Send a pic so we know it real

This whiskey got me feeling pretty, so pardon me of I'm impolite🎶

@mide_io There is no facts bout them.why would you stand like this tho?

Facts about people with this standing posture?

@_nolasparadise Uko?

Escapades😚

@priest_099 Weed.why you tweeting bout it.DCI should be on call

Name an addiction that society has fully normalized.

@Thebiglade Shoebaru

Be honest, What car did you drive in your university days??

@Miss_Muthoni_ The tragedy of life.Once you get over your target there is another one coming

I got a job, I love it, very stress free, I learn alot but now 4 months later the money is just not enough, I need moooooore if I am to achieve everything I want this year.

@datawizz_ Na unafanya Nini kilimani basi.enda ungwro kama masikini wenkago basi

Anyone who thinks that being in kilimani or owning an iPhone is having a 'soft life' is utterly stupid.

@Itswambu1 @cadmel_misiani Mbona ukae kadogo yangu kwa mat.tunalipa same fare but uneketi half of my seat

@cadmel_misiani Watu wanono tulikosea wapi aki 😏