Erick 🇶🇦

broma pesada a mi cerebro le hago pensar que seremos productivos pero en realidad nos hundiremos en la depresion

necesito spoilers de mi futuro para saber si al final soy feliz, porque sino me mato ya

me quejo de los lunes pero en realidad todos los dias son la misma mierda

De Ligt is never going to play football again, it’s all being completely hushed up by the club at the moment, Carrick doesn’t want the team being distracted in the run-in if the news breaks out. The players themselves haven’t even been told, it’s going to be the biggest news in football when it breaks – a couple of years ago he decided he wanted to live as a woman and started taking hormone pills, it’s why Bayern got rid for nothing and no other clubs were in for him. Utd thought it was worth a punt just for past reputation. It’s weakened his body which is why he’s only managed 90 minutes here and there. Remember the “bruised back” early in the season? Hormones. After the Palace game he decided he wanted to go through the full gender reassignment surgery, that’s why he’s not been seen since. He had it done last week. FA say he can’t be in the men’s game any more. He has chopped his dick off.

Minha namorada: “Vem dormir, amor, já tá tarde” Eu na sala depois de assistir um card inteiro do UFC

Gana el Sporting y salgo de la pobreza

Yo volviendo a mi puesto de trabajo después de estar hora y media en el baño de la oficina viendo Atlético Madrid vs Barcelona

bro I was literally 10000000000% convinced that Jiri Prochazka was going to win after those leg kicks

LAPUTAMADRE JIRI

#LosRios Ecuador nunca nos dejará de sorprender 🇪🇨, un camión que transportaba vacas sufrió un accidente de tránsito en el centro de Quevedo, una de las reses terminó ingresando a un local de cincuentazo por lo que algunas personas se unieron para atrapar a la vaca 🐄

Ya no odio los lunes, ya maduré, ahora odio toda la semana completa, menos el día que pagan ni cuando descanso.

Casi 6 minutos de video para un compilado de "asistencias" de Bruno Fernandes que no acabaron en gol. Sólo ésta temporada, y sólo en Premier League.

Resumen del finde: - Engordé 8 kilos - Me gaste la vida - No me puse al día con nada

Mañana volviendo al trabajo

Renato Moicano: Dan Hooker, fucking easy money Paddy Pimblett, fucking easy money. Benoit Saint Denis, Fucking easy money.