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once a wrestler figures out the trick, they can advance easily, just like Little Mac vs King Hippo. Hence, Dewanojo remains in the low divisions. Kazunofuji here has not figured out the trick, and it is like nothing I've ever seen

@Jomboy_ "He's a brick wall, can't knock him over" youtube.com/watch?v=N7L-gi… Dewanojo is the 550lb guy. He and his opponent here are both in division 5, the minor leagues. I like to compare Dewanojo to King Hippo from Mike Tyson's Punch Out XD

@Maffewgregg a "You Talk Too Much" in this 80s cartoon called Bravestarr a few seconds after 5:55 youtu.be/VTZFIMfBl_s?si…

@Jomboy_ that security guard getting clobbered by the USA's six a minute ago lol. "be aware of balls leaving the field" they'd say at a baseball game I'm sure

@Maffewgregg at 1:50 of this video the player does the Rick Rude dance youtu.be/nOWBiMkQ6g4?si…

This sucks a lot, guys. Give riders useful information please

@SoundTransit how am I supposed to know which train to get on when there are 2 trains parked at Northgate Station? It said "next train nb platform" but the train west of the tracks left and I'm still here on the other train

"I was a weird loner, saddled with nebulous self-concept and starved for emotional stimulus of any kind. How else does *anyone* get involved in fandom spaces?" from youtube.com/watch?v=CDJqO_…

@GNCordova I totally agree that these should be free - I've invited people into mine and they go "I could never live here." Sadly the city went a step further a few years back and banned any new micro studios smaller than 220 sqft, so now the $800 140sqft pods are hot commodities

You look the other routes they take that don’t solve homelessness and ultimately cost more than housing people. Like jailing and never ending sweeps. And it becomes clear that they really just don’t want to do anything that gets the masses feeling like housing is human right.

These “apodments” are going up all over the city—a tiny space with one window and a communal kitchen for a little over $800. And it feels like this is the very least of what should be offered to unhoused people, for free. This shouldn’t be costing people $800.

I remember in my 20s there being a bunch of cultural messaging that was like "say yes to everything!" and "live like there's no tomorrow!" these are both terrible pieces of advice. Combined, they're a recipe for being taken advantage of and terribly hung over

This episode of Bingo is called Bingo

The phrase "hurt people hurt people" implies that people who've been hurt are dangerous. Statistics show that most abuse victims do not go on to abuse others

Fitbit awarded me a bunch of "fitness zone minutes" for the panic attack I went through last night

Thank God for rancho Bravo. I should have eaten two burritos It has been a night

we live in a world where pretty much no extreme is so implausible that it's a clear joke. I'd argue that even Jonathan Swift's writing, when read today, is not clear satire except to people who've already heard of the guy

Yesterday's WH hearing revealed Twitter execs asking their employees "don't let WW3 begin on this platform" after T***p killed Suleimani, an option presented by his advisers as a joke they thought he'd never take seriously brookings.edu/blog/order-fro…

What really gets me is how police will respond to reports of gunfire from people who don't know what gunshots sound like capitolhillseattle.com/2023/02/video-…

@Straander It's an ex-chemex

Aww the coffee maker I’ve had since around 2006-2007 broke today :(

@davenewworld_2 @AloyisiousOttr in Portland they brought out the cops to stop people from taking the dumpster food

People in Austin are taking food from the dumpster of a grocery store during the power outage. This is Greg Abbott's Texas.

Proponents of driverless cars say "they cause fewer fatal accidents than human drivers" but I've seen the videos of AI cars - they drive so erratically and unpredictably that I'm sure people get into wrecks trying to avoid them, which likely aren't counted as AI related accidents