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Mr. Onederful®

Mr. Onederful®

@ericonederful

Comedy writer | Featured on @reddit, @eentertainment , @knowyourmeme , @yahoo , and more! 🎙️📝 Creator of The @onederfulstrip

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Şubat 2009
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The rest of the world is watching America like America watched Tiger King.
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One thing about me imma buy some concert merch
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She told me to talk dirty. So I told her I wanted to put her on my ball of Fame. She said that was too dirty. Women.
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I agreed to get my nipples pierced with someone. After she got hers done I backed out of the deal. That shit looked like it hurt. She was mad. Women.
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What's the rule for Twitter crushes? So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
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I call all women I like Miss Jackson because I am nasty.
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I thought about calling the lady Ghostbusters but the thought of four angry women coming to my house is scarier than the ghost.
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My AI girlfriend broke up with me because I asked her to validate her sources.
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I understand the LGBTQ+ community. Just because you were born with balls doesn’t mean you have them. Respect. ✊🏾
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I thought my AirPods were on and now everyone at the office knows that I’m on that good Kush and alcohol. 😭
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Another beautiful morning.
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I dread people asking me how I’m doing. Why do I need to be a fucking phony just like you just to survive a conversation? I’m doing great by the way.
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Unless that kid has two dads. That is an entirely different conversation we are not going to have right now.
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You won’t see single fathers wishing themselves a Happy Mother’s Day.
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The best woman lost to the worst guy. Twice! Women need to step their game up.
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I’m not taking the new vaccine. I’m not wearing the new mask. If you come around me, you might die and that’s the way I like it.
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