Earl of Winterburn

@SteKelly198586 We must be of a similar age, another will come along. If you could, who would you have back, in their prime? Kenny would take some beating...or Stevie G..👍

"We'll never see his like again". My lifetime: Roger Hunt, Kevin Keegan, Kenny Dalglish, Ian Rush, John Barnes, Robbie Fowler, Michael Owen, Steven Gerrard, Fernando Torres, Luis Suarez, Sadio Mane, Mohamed Salah. Don't be so sure of that.

@ColeFusionHQ A chap I knew had a couple of fingers missing, known as Kit Kat.

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

@GotNotGot I can taste the bubblegum!

Let's all take a moment to reflect on one of the greatest football cards ever. #gotnotgot #burnleyfc #umbro #topps

@HappyWanderer55 Two games I don't think City will win, that's not incuding the last game. Dales two, Scunny and Hartlepool. Going down to the wire....

Gonna go out on a limb here and say we've got the tougher of the 2 #ycfc

@Mikeyt_78991 @HappyWanderer55 Plus Boston...

@HappyWanderer55 As a Dale fan I'd like to swap please 🙏 😀😀 can only see 2 potential banana skins for you, think Gateshead will be a tough test tonight considering the weather abd they are scrapping for their lives, other potential is Tamworth away.

@gabbyglaister Is that a hat?

If I found that capybara I’d keep him.

@robprogressive It was wonderful under the Tories wasn't it. Arh happier days....

Dear Labour, Please fix the road I was already taxed to fix, to avoid damage to my car that I was already taxed to drive, which I bought with money I was already taxed to have. Please get me into the Doctors I was already taxed to see, so I don’t have to pay for private healthcare with money I was already taxed to have. If you could sort these two things out real quick I’d be very grateful. Yours, the tax payer.

@anondob @j00ny369T If it's a 4 stroke, which I suspect it is, Where's the engine oil going to go when tipping it over?

@j00ny369T Well done, now show us how to clean the carb & filter you have just flooded with fuel.

Don’t forget to clean your lawn mower.

Northern White Rhino: officially extinct in the wild. Last male dead. Only 2 females remain A creature that endured 55 million years—ice ages, asteroids, entire epochs—wiped out by human greed, poaching, and destroyed habitats. We failed them. 💔🦏

An alternative view on Keir Starmer - different from the daily torrent of bile poured over his head. Worth 2 minutes of your time.

@kazzaloveslife Couple No.4

@Theleaguemag I saw a floodlit Subbuteo set in a charity shop today down from £75 to £45.... I was with the wife.. going to sneak back during the week, you never know😊

Imagine… You’ve got a two-legged Subbuteo Cup semi-final. You’ve played the home leg on your carpet, then you travel here for the return! See some more great Subbuteo stadia here. readtheleague.com/the-big-featur…

Just imagine if these rags led with headlines like: • OIL GIANTS BANK RECORD PROFITS WHILE BRITAIN FREEZES • SUPERMARKETS RAMP UP PRICES AS EXECUTIVES POCKET MILLIONS • BILLIONAIRES BUY UP HOMES — FAMILIES PRICED OUT • BOSSES CASH IN WHILE WORKERS SKIP MEALS A girl can dream…

Latest tourist attraction numbers destroy the myth that tourists come to Britain because we have a ‘Royal Family’.

From Reform UK yesterday alone: Sarah Pochin wanted to wear a tartan burqa. Nigel Farage called Welsh people 'foreign speakers'. He also called for every religious celebration to be banned in the UK. Lied about Ed Miliband. Claimed that Britain was built on Judeo-Christianity. Lost control of Kent County Council. Banned media from another council — Nottinghamshire. Put a man who believes that abortion should be illegal, even in cases of rape and incest, on BBC Question Time. In one day. Have they been called out by anyone in the broadcast media? No. Will they be? Also, no.

Walking past the village church yard, noticed a date on a headstone, did a double take, Elizabeth Smith died in 1812 aged 87, Wow! What must living conditions have been like back, and to live so long 😳

@BBCArchive What's Simon Groom doing nowadays?

#OnThisday in 1986 Blue Peter presenters Simon Groom and Janet Ellis showed off a 70-metre wooden replica of the Bayeux Tapestry made over eight years from solid oak. Taking up 22 wooden panels, the carving by Pierre Bataille was so big it didn’t fit into the Blue Peter studio.

@ksorbs 71% of what? How much do asylum seekers receive here? What would a 71% drop do to that amount?

Did you know that when Denmark cut the amount of welfare that asylum seekers received, the amount of asylum applications went down by 71%? Now you do

@kevintwining @reformexposed Ha ha, thanks for this. Off to get a load of cheap minilla envelopes and a trusty biro!🤭

@ericrw28 @reformexposed Steady the bus! While tempting, the contract probably specifies standard weight 2nd Class letter mail - 60 g. 5k of polystyrene is likely far too big. Anything else without postage will be surcharged (? - £1.20+correct postage - ?). They won’t pay, but RM will get well fed up!

Have you received unsolicited mail from Reform UK? Send it back to: Freepost Plus RUHS-YGAJ-TKBL Reform UK Millbank Tower 21- 24 Millbank LONDON SW1P 4QP

🧵 THE TRUTH ABOUT UK IMMIGRATION. A thread. 1/ Politicians are telling you Britain is being "overwhelmed" by immigration. Reform say it's out of control. So let's look at what the official data actually shows. Every figure in this thread is sourced. Check them yourself. 2/ LEGAL IMMIGRATION. In the year ending June 2025, 898,000 people arrived in the UK. 693,000 left. Net migration: 204,000. That's two thirds lower than the same period a year earlier. Source: ONS, Long-term International Migration, November 2025. 3/ The peak was 944,000 net migration in the year ending March 2023. Under the Conservatives. It has fallen sharply since. Source: ONS / House of Commons Library. 4/ Who is actually coming here legally? 41% — university students. 13% — workers. 13% — partners or children of work migrants. 14% — asylum seekers. Source: ONS / Migration Observatory, Oxford University. 5/ Let that sink in. Over half of all legal arrivals are students or workers. People filling NHS rotas, care homes, university lecture theatres. The Health and Care visa alone fell 89% from its 2023 peak. Source: Home Office Immigration Statistics, year ending September 2025. 6/ ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION. Around 46,000 people arrived via unauthorised routes in 2025. 89% crossed by small boat. Since 2018, 196,067 have crossed the Channel in total. Source: Home Office / House of Commons Library, March 2026. 7/ Who are they? In 2025 the top nationalities were Eritrean (18%), Afghan (11%), Iranian (11%), Sudanese (11%), Somali (9%). 76% were adult men. 12% were children. Source: Home Office Immigration Statistics. 8/ What happened to their claims? Since 2018, 95% of small boat arrivals claimed asylum. Of those whose cases were decided, 63% were granted protection. Source: House of Commons Library, March 2026. 9/ The human cost of the crossing itself: In 2024, 73 people died attempting to cross the Channel. A record. Five times more than the year before. 147 confirmed deaths between 2018 and April 2025. Source: Migration Observatory, Oxford University. 10/ THE HONEST PICTURE. Legal immigration is falling — sharply. It is dominated by students, workers and dependants. Illegal crossings, while historically high, represent a small fraction of total arrivals. The majority of those who cross and claim asylum are found to need protection. 11/ The political narrative deliberately conflates legal and illegal immigration to manufacture a single crisis. The data tells a more complicated — and more honest — story. Sources: ONS, Home Office, House of Commons Library, Migration Observatory Oxford, GOV.UK. 12/ Reform UK is the party currently screaming loudest about immigration. They are also the party whose ownership structure lists no individual as ultimately in control. Make of that what you will.