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@YouTube feel like if i'm verified as over 18, auto captions shouldn't sanitize vocab. Both of these censored a "fuck", and because of that, hard of hearing people were gatekept from the joke, or intended emphasis. It's just two caps i wanted recently, gonna be a lot worse cases.

@EVRITmExpertise im good this account looks super fake lmao, if it's not, social media presence another thing u gotta work on guys 🙄

its cool paying for two day delivery then sitting 4 days later near dinner time on the app watching my parcel sit at my local depot where it has been since yesterday, not being delivered. srsly no rush @evrisupportline money has no value and i chose 2 day for no reason at all 👌

she say jesus take the wheel and the wheel begin to steer?! #JESUS 🙌👏

we made a spons vinyl but very quickly the black ink constituting his hair end eyes wiped off and now we have a new man-made horror: bald spons @Caddicarus

such a polite man @Adam_LZ

UK peeps sign please! :) you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/stop…

“cock fights” it’s called frotting keep up

permission to use AI generated grimes voice for 50% of revenue r u srs

i identify as the daily mail

they could have an endpoint where i can make clean get and post requests with minimal resource use because it is direct raw communication with the database, or, i can have a server quietly load 80 twitter web pages in one call to get an identical result. you do you.

it just sounds like they’ve forced people to use far more twitter resources to continue to do exactly what they did before, so it’s just more out of elon’s pocket?

ok so i haven’t read what happened to the API but off the bat it sounds dumb to me, when a site doesn’t have an API i can use i just write one that builds output by scraping the web pages, which is WAY more resource intensive than them just having an API i can use.

i feel like i shouldn't find this funny, but holy shit im fuckin gone

the demon barber of skeet skeet

oh my goodness! so it was all made up all along? gee, what a shock, any reasonable person would have taken that claim at face value, who could possibly have smelled the bullshit on that one 🤪

these people must be *so easy* to take money from, how many Nigerian princes you think they sponsor, how many multimillion lost inheritance funds they’ve sent the processing fees for and are awaiting the payout on

@IndiaWilloughby @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour Has morphed into the type of urban legend that is now popping up everywhere. I was told with absolute conviction there was a classroom litter box "in a friend's school in Canada." "My friend's sister works at that school and it's true." No. No it's not. Be embarrassed.

THE TRUTH about the ‘trans cat’ story that spread to even ⁦@Keir_Starmer⁩ (I hope you are suitably embarrassed @UKLabour) and pushed by Brit Media. Complete fake. From someone IN the classroom. What happens when you have terfs for parents. bylinetimes.com/2023/06/22/dea…

and this is my son and daughter, Chad and Foid.