@thefishyknight Maekar’s nipple piercings??????? Baelor’s chest hair and happy trail?????? I’m about to BUST
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gay-dhd hyperfixations - baekar era
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gay-dhd hyperfixations - baekar era
@erlisnt
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@nawtgal Every time the fic updates I’m preparing my hammer to beat either Baelor or Maekar with it
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someone said that this is the pics baelor has on his wallet and i still cry about it
hope | targpilled 🐉@targfamilyprrep
i still think about this photos, IM SICK.
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@thefishyknight Free my Breakspear truly 😭
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jerking off material...you know...do you guys see my vision...
#baekar #hammeranvil
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I find it impossible that Baelor does not have a portrait of Maekar painted hung somewhere or at least, stored somewhere in his place. Maybe covered if he’s trying to be lowkey about it, only removing the curtains at night to gaze longingly…
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@thefishyknight Also SOMEONE WROTE A FIC ABOUT IT
archiveofourown.org/works/84607226
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@thefishyknight I think the more scandalous question is how young is Maekar in that portrait? Like older Maekar is like “ok slay king” but like older Baelor keeping a portrait of 14 yo Maekar is like…hello HR??
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I find it impossible that Baelor does not have a portrait of Maekar painted hung somewhere or at least, stored somewhere in his place. Maybe covered if he’s trying to be lowkey about it, only removing the curtains at night to gaze longingly…
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Graduated from my masters but spent the entire ceremony reading baekar fanfic 🤪
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@erlisnt i think the first step is humiliating them to the core
baelor will truth nuke those kids so bad they will wish they were never born
then come the physical punishment... i bet baelor does stuff like "stay on your bare knees for 24 hours straight without leaving this room"
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one of the things i love the most about a/b/o baekar AU is baelor being the kids final boss
sure, everyone is scared of maekar who spanks them and gives them hell
but they know they REALLY fucked up when they get sent to their father
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@gomzdrawfr Let me polish that spear for you, my prince 🤪
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@thefishyknight Hnnnnnnng Baelor’s eyes promise revenge I love this so much
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@thefishyknight It’s like
Aerion: don’t honk I’ll cum
Daeron: you can’t hurt me, I’m already a disappointment to my parents
Aemon: my son is a honor student at the citadel
Egg: milf (man, I like frogs)
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@erlisnt LMFAO YES i was thinking of a truck too like a freaking Hilux and it has bumper stickers the Maekarling slapped on and he didn’t bother getting rid of them even if they were naughty ones (he loves them)
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Maekar should have driving anger issues and flips people off and when people wants to fight he casually brings out his mace
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@st_hyaku @thefishyknight Me, just another finance bro in my speedster BMV cutting off this mom van going 10 below the speed limit
Maekar Targaryen:
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@thefishyknight frequent feature in one of those top 10 road rage YouTube vids. Getting out of his mom van w a mace
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I spent the last week so deep in Baekar that I missed my university emailing me that I’m graduating summa cum laude lmao more like gimme summa that Baelor cum—(gunshot)
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@hedgedknights He was FROTHING at the mouth when she had her first period and he could “innocently” suggest helping her out with cramps by making her cum her brains out
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baelor w fem maekar is even more insane. i know he was rubbing his cock all over her before she was even able to take it
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@05_tired Somehow this author always hits the correct baekar flavor of miscommunication every time, which is “unstoppable force (Baelor) meets immovable object (Maekar)”
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