Ermiς

I’d rather feel the sun kissing my skin

@brujeria_xtina @BOTTLEBLONDEZ Retired and still outstreaming Ozempictina oh I’d be mad too.

@ermistweets @BOTTLEBLONDEZ Says the craziney Stan pick a struggle

Christina aguilera stuns as a stripper in euphoria season 3.

@BOTTLEBLONDEZ Floptina stan and illiterate omg pick a struggle

@ermistweets Nobody knows what greece is

@BLAMElTONYOU The way he’s cracked out and they’re all living for it

imagine charli doing this choreography onstage i just bust out laughingnfmgmfn

Thinking about the time my uber driver got cut off and yelled “COCKSUCKER!!!” then immediately looked at me in the rear view mirror and blurted out “not that there’s anything wrong with sucking cock!”

@dualeaper @planejaneburger Hey maybe leave the house once in a while

@planejaneburger it's cute to promote sexual harassment in our attempt at a queer industry keep it up Queen

First day of filming I was saying the craziest things about him to the other girls not realizing that I was mic’d and he heard everything :/

Child: hi- Chappell roan:

@ChartJLo @thebabushkashow exits is right

@thebabushkashow ain’t your mama exits

Try 10 years without a hit

@MajorPhilebrity A forgotten fad why lie

Christina Aguilera came to Mexico City, started one hour late, called it New Mexico and only performed a 55 minute set. Y’all could NEVER make me hate her!!!!

@negronails @Variety Miss thing has been hitting that pipe before every single red carpet

@Variety a variety interviewer btw

Jake Shane’s Vanity Fair #Oscar party interviews are going viral for all the wrong reasons. From awkward moments with Kris Jenner to calling an Oscar nominated film’s sick child “annoying” while talking over Julia Fox and Damson Idris, the chaos said it all: red carpet reporting is a craft, and not every influencer is a reporter. variety.com/2026/film/colu…

@santaspearsy2k Kayleigh WISHES

Everyone thinks they are Britney Spears nowadays 😂

@BlondeOfWar This videos cringe level is probably why all his friends left him.

This made me tear up a little. 🥹 Some of us are blessed to have had some friends our whole lives and some of us met our besties last year. Many of us have made real connections right here on X with some amazing people. Friendships come and go. Here’s to the real ones. ❤️

Μου έπεσε 50ρικο στο δρόμο και με κυνηγούσε ένας Γερμανός να μου το δώσει. Εχω βρει 20ρικο στο δρόμο και έχω τρέξει να το πάρω πριν το δουν.

Britney Spears last night

@christosmonster Warms my heart

@ermistweets thank god you are cute cause it’s warms for brains

Η αυστραλέζικη προφορά είναι κάπως τα κυπριακά των αγγλικών.

send help

Πιο ντροπιαστική στιγμή της ζωής μου όταν στην 3η δημοτικού πέρασα “οντισιόν”για τη χορωδία και επέλεξα να τραγουδήσω την Άρια απ τη μικρή γοργόνα μπροστά σε ολόκληρη την τάξη μου. Και έφαγα άκυρο. 🫡

Με ρωτάνε στη δουλειά “where should I put this”, και θέλω κάθε φορά να απαντήσω “στο μπάτο σου” αλλά νομίζω είναι το γερμανικό HR δε θα εκτιμήσει το αστείο.