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@ernestmac54
Student of Life
Zimbabwe Katılım Ekim 2009
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@KhananiShingan1 @pryclpam Umkhonomi got people subscribing to FejaFeja 26 Edition

@Thato_Reekae It will be interesting to see the impact of some of the new features.
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@she_JD14 Let's see what chaos will be rolled out for us.
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@SimplyMe_Moi Crazy scenes playing out now and we are seeing them real time.
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@ernestmac54 Here I was thinking my phone is dead😂
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YOU aren't suspended.
#Twitter is just down and being reset.
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@elonmusk
What's happening on this application?
Can't see tweets or following or messages.
#TwitterDown #XDown
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The dissappearance of the "All Caught up" feature cause of monetization of socials should have rung all the alarm bells.
YT@tolafolaa
the guy who invented the endless scroll ui might have done a crazier number on humanity than oppenheimer yk
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@Conniedlamini4 @she_JD14 It's been like this for quite a while now
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@nikitabier @BrineKays Nikki wena ule papaas asisakulaleli.
Eesti

@TheLifeZoomer @OctaviandlovuN Truly legendary.
I could picture as the narration rolled
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We almost ended up with a wedding feast and NO guests.
Hwange. 2001.
Faith was high.
Logistics in ICU.
Sabbath 28 July.
It was like we didn’t exist.
No announcement. No acknowledgement. Nothing.
Meanwhile, I’m out there with relatives,
Looking for a whole cow. 🐄
Yes. A beast.
In our setup, no beast, no wedding.
Village to village like desperate cattle detectives, no cow.
Everyone said the same thing:
“Short notice? Not possible.”
We came back empty-handed.
Now imagine this:
Food planned
Pots ready
Firewood stacked
But 80% of guests banned by church politics.
We were about to host the most well-catered private wedding of two people. 😭
Sunday 29 July:
Plan B became Plan Everything.
A “now-now” wedding committee formed.
No training. No budget. Just vibes and determination.
People assigned themselves roles:
“You, cooking.”
“You, usher.”
“You, just stand there and look important.”
Transport? Another disaster loading.
Then miracles started trickling in:
One friend: “Take my Kombi, just put fuel.”
Choir bus: 25-seater unlocked
Two elders: “We’ll carry the bride and groom”
Suddenly, logistics started behaving.
But me?
Still no suit.
No shoes.
Just vibes and prayers. 😭
Tailor kept saying:
“It’s coming.”
Coming from where? South Africa by donkey??
Plan B:
Edgars.
They looked at my account and said:
“Brother, even faith has limits.”
Final Option: Topics.
Enter: Ella Mutipa.
Hwange High legend. My cousin’s school crush but he never developed the guts to shoot his shot.
Died a natural death.
I walked in desperate.
Explained everything.
She looked at me, probably saw stress + poverty + wedding panic.
She said:
“Let’s make a plan.”
She risked her job and approved the suit.
First suit I saw - done.
Not time to waste.
At this point, even if it was purple with glitter…
I was getting married.
Meanwhile,
Beast still missing. 🐄
Wednesday:
Beast secured.
But only available Friday.
Two days before the wedding.
Friday 3PM
I personally went to slaughter the beast for my own wedding.
Because at this stage…
Trust issues had entered the chat. 😭
Sabbath 4 July.
We skipped church. Exhausted. Broken. Done.
Meanwhile at church?
WAR.
An elder stood up:
“How do you close service without mentioning this wedding?”
Boom.
One after another, members stood up.
Holy ground turned into a complaint department.
By evening?
The entire church was at my house.
Same people who were “not allowed”…
Now saying:
“Sit down. We’ve got this.”
And they meant it.
Mrs Phunyuka (RIP) & Mrs Ncube a.k.a na Kevin, took over like seasoned generals.
Cooking. Planning. Commanding.
Outside?
Singing. Dancing. Rehearsals till midnight.
That night,
I saw what real Hwange Sda church community looks like.
Sunday 5 August:
Wedding day.
We arrived early, almost alone.
Then slowly,
The place filled up.
Edmund Davies Hall - packed.
Not just full.
Electric.
Ululation.
Dancing.
Elders with two left feet leading the charge. 😭
It was chaos.
It was joy.
It was unforgettable.
That “rebel committee”.
Delivered one of the greatest weddings Hwange had ever seen.
And just like I promised:
We got married.
With or without Mfundisi.
Sometimes the people who block you, accidentally reveal the people who will carry you.
Have you ever been written off, only to come back stronger?👇

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