Arpit

Choti macchi ho Kya

Kabhi up, kabhi down

This Bal mithai looks sus

For once I would want my baggage to not be the last to unload from the plane

Average guy who is SCARED to approach girls: -good job / entrepreneur -nice apartment -big city life -clean car -educated -overthinks everything -fears rejection more than regret Average guy who is NOT scared to approach girls: -broke -dead-end job at 27 -messy habits -lives with his mom -nothing to lose -acts first, thinks later -numb to rejection Few understand that.

Just realised Kulcha Lal Paratha Das can be shortened as KLPD. #delhi

@elonmusk I have never done this before, but the topic of Elon Musk’s bizarre support for a “Universal High Income” is SO incredibly dangerous that it warrants a “video address” (done on the very first take!) Thank you for your attention to this matter…

@MalyaShridhar Can he be on reddit?

my man can’t be on Instagram

My Malayali friend keeps telling me he’s doing a Jews fast every now and then

Wth is a Jews fast??

finding right people for your company is tougher than finding a life partner

We are so colourful 🥰🥰

@yeahiamlistenin Lost the opportunity as much as she lost her diadem

@errrpit Arre yaar she missed the chance of saying- mujhe tumhari iss line pe gaurav (garudwar) hai😭

Matched with someone called Raveena Is my game strong?

@DeluluExpressss I believe Rowena Ravenclaw would slay over her anyday!! Also, Raveena Tandon who? :P

@errrpit Finally something better than gheesi peeti Raveen Tandon wali line

@yeahiamlistenin "Except Slytherine I would fit into any house" I don't think she got the joke

@errrpit What did she reply?

Ye log happy new year ke party ke passes kyun bech rahe hai? 2025 kaha gaya abhi to shuru hua hai

So now there is shapewear for men?

Buy Adani Stocks

Sach sach batade @hinge Mujhe gf milegi kya tere platform pe?

Mint chocolate >>> Women