Errvaburr

how it feels

cannabis has many benefits. for example, it makes u retarded. but in addition, it also makes u lazy. no worries tho. it also makes you fat and insane.

Next time you honk at somebody for not taking a right on a red light I hope they make the turn and then get T-bone and permanently disfigured and their lawyers make you pay them $1 million with your impatient ass.

@officialwilburj @goofylilshady Wdym genuinely

@goofylilshady No! Something about her seems a bit off to me. But yall enjoy her. I’m not knocking anyone who IS a fan but I won’t be getting on that train

might i suggest you become a lilsimsie fan. Cause the way she can hold EA accountable without turning it into a “let’s turn against every Sims dev & EA creator on the planet” moment. Wild how that works. simsie never really addressing this meme but then using it now is TEA!

when you’re in your 20s you have to constantly watch other people move in with their boyfriend of 3 months and you just have to pretend like you don’t think that’s a stupid idea

fat as fuck ✅ bad dick ✅old as shit ✅ listening to mark kozelek ✅

In undergrad everyone listened to Car Seat Headrest. Now in my mid 20s everybody listens to Mark Kozelek

Someone said he’s the real life Brian griffin and I haven’t stopped laughing since

How it feels to listen to Sun Kil Moon/Red House Painters

i’m the same as i was when i was six years old and oh my god i feel so damn old, i don’t really feel anything

bro why am i crying at a rocket launch

Slimey is suited up and ready for the moon! Sending lots of love and luck to @NASA’s Artemis II crew. 🌕💛💚

@Hoop_JohnB I could see it from my house and I cried

crying watching Artemis II launch

THREE HUMANS AND ONE CANADIAN WILL BE GOING TO THE MOON

@Lukoman1998 @riki2048ksp Yes but I’m on the other coast

@errvaburr @riki2048ksp florida?

I know those astronauts are shiting themselves

I think i can see the rocket launch from my house