Eric S(ummertime) Patt

"Does Art imitate Life, or does Life imitate Art?" He asked, while doodling dicks into an old yearbook. "Perhaps they evolved co-dependently."

Normally when I say "Gary Sanchez for 3" I mean a 3-run homer, not a triple. #thisismycrew @Brewers

Every Brewers game lately

@Brewers Caked Bauers with another casual bomb

A 418-ft blast for Mr. Rake Bauers → brewers.tv

@Topps Trade for Kostas ASAP

HISTORY 🥹 Alex Antetokounmpo made his NBA debut last night after four years in the G League. The Antetokounmpo brothers become the first sibling trio to appear on the same active roster. Alex joins Giannis Antetokounmpo, Thanasis Antetokounmpo, and Kostas Antetokounmpo as the fourth brother to play in the NBA 🤯 Alex wore an NBA Debut Patch in his first game. It was removed from his jersey after the game and will be placed into an ultra-rare 1-of-1 trading card 🔥

@AdamMcCalvy Calls so bad that the opposing team is ready to challenge it lol

"At least we're in this together."

It's Opening Day! Let's go Brewers!

We out here

Kiss me I'm Irish (but with tongue cuz I'm French)

Alright let's get Jamie Lee Curtis to play Tsuru now. #OnePiece

BREAKING: Atlanta Braves designated hitter Jurickson Profar is facing a 162-game suspension after testing positive for a performance-enhancing drug for the second time, sources told ESPN. News free at ESPN: espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…

@TolarianCollege Oops! All Equipment. It's a Bruenor deck with 25 equipment, 14 dwarves and a big red dragon

Complete the following statement: My Commander Deck is called "Oops All......"

@AdamMcCalvy Strz!

Old friend alert: The Brewers have signed RHP Peter Strzelecki to a Minor League contract with an invitation to Major League camp.

@TheCUTCH22 One day contract to retire as a Brewer ❤️

@TolarianCollege So you agree that the Day/Night mechanic should come back

Lorwyn Eclipsed should have been a two set block. It's as clear as night and day.

Big shout out to banks for single-handedly keeping Dum Dums in business.

In honor of Vogey being named to our coaching staff

@PitchingNinja We knew his tricks too well 😜.

Zack Greinke was a PERFECT 9-for-9 stealing bases in his career… until THIS happened. Zack's explanation: "I wanted it too much." 🔊🤣

@PitchingNinja My favorite pitcher of all time. What a fu ckin weirdo 🤣

Zack Greinke getting the Silent Treatment after a 413' home run. "It was the first time I wanted anyone to talk to me all year. And then they didn't wanna talk to me then." 🤣

"New year - new me!" he lied, lyingly

@MLBTheShow An injury free year

Dear Santa… all I want for my favorite team this Christmas is… 🎅⚾️ #MLBTheShow