PigsLipstick

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PigsLipstick

@esajayjohn

UNWAXED, Pronouns; She__it Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible." -Frank Herbert

AZ, SD, NJ Pronouns: She___it, Katılım Kasım 2015

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PigsLipstick@esajayjohn·13 Oca

The X machine has ignored my first appeal so sent it again. @Support

PigsLipstick@esajayjohn

Check out why my main account (@elzorrosword) was incarcerated this AM

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PigsLipstick@esajayjohn·49m

Introduce yourself AS what almost killed you... Hi, I'm rebuilt scaffolding 3 broken vertebrae from fishing, 3 weeks ICU due to MRSA sepsis crossed barrier to meningitis, with two more vertebrae cracked to drain abcesses.

Brandon Hannibal Donkey@BrandonDonkey2

Introduce yourself AS what almost killed you... Hi, I'm collapsing scaffolding and ruptured bowels with extreme sepsis and a pulmonary embolism.

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PigsLipstick@esajayjohn·59m

@shalomninja Just wanna bang on the drum all day.

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Jason@shalomninja·2h

New dating profile pic

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New dating profile pic

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PigsLipstick@esajayjohn·1h

@3DrakaiNa I'll buy the candles: I get 'em by the gross.

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3DrakaiNa 👻 (G.A.N.G)@3DrakaiNa·2h

Ugh... it's my bday in 7 days... 🙃

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PigsLipstick@esajayjohn·1h

@CallMeK1123 You two don't need Feds: you are each other's.

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𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕒𝔻𝕖𝕝𝕂@CallMeK1123·4h

stop telling us the 9 things your fbi agent already knows. we don’t care.

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PigsLipstick@esajayjohn·4h

@Krissa_Kray_ Booboo belly

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ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓢⓐ - ⓚⓡⓐⓨ@Krissa_Kray_·6h

craving ground beef and rice whatmean

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PigsLipstick@esajayjohn·4h

@OpossumWarfare Went straight past the box o'wine....

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ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔐⩜⃝𝔳𝔢𝔫𖤓𝐎𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐦 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧@OpossumWarfare·4h

Mood

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PigsLipstick@esajayjohn·4h

@AlaskanCourtney I ask my Fed about this stuff. They tend to keep up.

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Texas Courtney@AlaskanCourtney·5h

Can anyone recommend a dash cam that is super easy to install?

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PigsLipstick@esajayjohn·4h

@polesnail_

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PigsLipstick@esajayjohn·4h

@SorryIsaidF_off Good Morning

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𝕀 ℙ𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕠𝕘𝕤@SorryIsaidF_off·7h

Gm ☕️☕️☕️

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PigsLipstick@esajayjohn·4h

@AlaskanCourtney Good Morning

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Texas Courtney@AlaskanCourtney·10h

Good morning!

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PigsLipstick@esajayjohn·5h

@AnnaDsays Good luck, Duke!

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🐣🐇 Duchess of Bunnies 🐇🐣@AnnaDsays·5h

Y’all, my hunny bunny is having mouth surgery this morning. Please pray that the meds they give him knock him out and that it goes well and he has a smooth recovery without much pain. Thank you. 🙏🏻 ❤️‍🩹

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PigsLipstick@esajayjohn·9h

@polesnail_ Bacchus

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PigsLipstick@esajayjohn·18h

@LuckyMcGee Every fuckin time

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☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎@LuckyMcGee·19h

My favorite part of home improvement painting, is the part where you finally finish painting, and thoroughly clean all your trays, rollers and brushes, and then sit down with a drink to relax and look at your handiwork, only to see in new light, that one small fucking spot you somehow missed. 😑

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PigsLipstick@esajayjohn·19h

@GladYuengling Prolly Iowa, Illinois. They traditionally have the most freeze/thaw cycles.

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Glad@GladYuengling·19h

Which state has the worst pot holes? Oklahoma is up there.

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PigsLipstick@esajayjohn·19h

@JesterJum I would enclose it in a container filled with sterile water and keep it soft and maybe it'll last 'til I die.

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Jum@JesterJum·19h

You are given an uncooked spaghetti noodle that magically grows 1 inch per day. If the noddle breaks, for any reason, you die instantly. How many days do you think you could survive? And how would you protect the noddle?

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PigsLipstick@esajayjohn·20h

@scs_real Make 'this guess'....

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