Emily Sanders

Eboland #BadThemeParks @midnight @esanders2450

At the hands of the bridesmaid. #HowWillSeamusDie @almostseamus @redstarx12

13 years later... #neverforget instagram.com/p/s0X1xerC4m/

The only known survivor of an ISIS massacre in Iraq tells his story (warning: graphic video) nyti.ms/1AfVxIM

Man attempts to reconnect with ex wife in the most explosive Christmas ever. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

“@HuffingtonPost: One man proves that every Mumford & Sons song is the same bit.ly/1t4e4VM via @dailydot” @redstarx12

Got a huge scratch under my eye. Now I have the urge to push my girlfriend off the bed but not before whispering "long live the king" #lions

Girlfriend called me "burrito face," and immediately felt an overwhelming sense of white guilt #InterracialLove

@2450fall2011 studying... can't believe this semester is over already! #hancockisthesh**

@2450fall2011 I don't usually do this, but this article was really long. #tweet

@2450fall2011 I'd really like to make a pun about monopolies... but monopoly is the worst game ever and i love Google #notclevertonight

@2450fall2011 Pretty sure that my social media contact data does not reflect my #tiestrength with my parents.

@2450fall2011 oh sry, didn't see your text..You called me? My phone is dead...id love to fbook chat but i was about to do work...#butlerlies

@2450fall2011 Ok, Omegle is sketchy. I wanted to lie about being a 21-year-old female college student #internetisfullofcreeps

@2450fall2011 Sometimes I sign off facebook to trick my friends into thinking I have a life #selectiveselfpresentation

@2450Fall2011 #depersonalization is everywhere. who remembers honesty box on facebook?

@2450fall2011 #spontaneouscommunication in the library makes me feel popular, even though it decreases my productivity. Also, RIP #stevejobs

@2450fall2011 Am I the only one who had a job where the continued presence of a coworker made me hate them more? #lackofmereexposureeffect

@2450fall2011 It is impossible to have #commonground with a recording. Let me talk to a human being!!!!

@2450fall2011 I wish everything was as fun and convenient as googledocs.