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Just realized I haven’t tweeted in a while - here’s some shenanigans from @MammothMountain in January. I miss that beautiful POW 😔🏂

Two razor guards, no wash, took < 20 min, yet still charged for a full hair cut instead of a buzz cut. I attempted to argue, but didn’t want to waste the time because I had work that evening. Train your employees better, @haircuttery 😡 #complaints

yay... #MyTwitterAnniversary

Had a fantastic time @KillingtonMtn last weekend - wish it wasn’t so far away 😥

The rare transportation/mental health mashup sign.

I didn't know Miss World was a thing still, but I've been watching how the French woman introduces herself for about half an hour

Excited to be the 2,904th 🦄 on @BackerKit for FEND SUPER - Foldable Bike Helmet with Lights. Thanks @fendhelmet fendhelmet.backerkit.com/community_shar…

I ain't even mad at the doordash glitch and yalll getting over on doordash but yall messed up for STILL not tipping those doordash drivers. It's honestly sad.

Hi yes I'd like my Adderall on Italian herbs and cheese

The earth is 70% covered in water and that water is uncarbonated, so, the earth is technically flat.

She’s not quite as big as @fionahippo, but she had the title of “fat fat Fiona” first! 🥰 #scottiesofinstagram #kawaii #cute #dogsofinstagram instagram.com/p/CfUResfOG6q/…

My sunglasses match my hairrrrr yay #selfie @ New Kent, Virginia instagram.com/p/Ce9Mm-7pJqr/…

Oh damn, just realized I never showed off my hair 😶 #selfie

#littletokyo #chill @ Marukai Japanese Market instagram.com/p/CeB-4LoJP16/…

I like avacodo, but prefer them smushed up when they’re in my guacamole 😒 @ChipotleTweets #complaints

Trainers, we’re celebrating the Season of Alola and Stufful Community Day by awarding one lucky winner with a trip for two to Hawaii! 🏝️🥳 To enter, retweet this tweet and follow our Twitter account!

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@Megthomasbestie @DbDMobile

@DbDMobile Meg, she only wanted to run and her poor sick mother having no one to take care of her + Meg didn't deserve to be taken she had no fear no anger she just wanted to help her mum 😭

Who deserves it?