Saint Mary Magdalene

I have so much hate to give.

You met me at a really strange time in my life

I really dont have the energy anymore to be friends with insecure hoes. Teenage me tried and adult me is TIRED.

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street!!!

Cause I've been blasting & laughing so long that even my mama thinks that my mind is gone...

So much evil

Everything, everything's tempting. I've got my DNR 🎵

I srsly hate Fantasy Football!

Jeez. I didn't do my Sleeper League picks 🫩 I need an assistant.

Re-listening to Celine Dion with my adult ears.

"...and all we need is me, you, chat gpt and 1 Mexican"

I'm talented in every universe except this one 😔

The entire country is on fire.

roots and froots and wata 💃🏾

I miss TJ Watt so much 😔

A Friday morning leg day with Tommy Lee Sparta

I'll laugh at anything really, except fat people in the gym. That takes next level pathetic.

Tell my dealer I'll miss him 🎵

Season 27.

If I'd had virginity I would have given that too 🎵

I don't have time or patience. I'm here today, gone tmr.