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Cam Newton says ex-#Panthers QB Jimmy Clausen tried to charge him $1 million for a Jersey number when he was in the NFL. "I said 'boy kiss my a-- boy'" "I said people don't make a million in a lifetime, let alone I'll give you a million just a f--king number." Clausen then came back and said he'll do it for $750,000 instead. Cam hung the phone on him, told himself he'll stick with #1 jersey and said: "That will be the last time Jimmy Clausen will ever be heard of in Carolina." (Via @CameronNewton)

You’re only as good as your tools. The rappers and producers of the 90s are elite (to me) because of how deep their musical wells go. They got enough of rap to establish their sensibilities but can reference music before the invention of hip hop. Those entry points are limitless.

Top-5 most romantic songs of the 2000’s:

Causal understanding of water displacement by a crow twitter.com/ExtremeNature_…

ANTHONY EDWARDS WINDMILL 🔥🔥🔥 This is a perfect windmill form. twitter.com/BleacherReport…

Lmfaoo wtf man 😂😂😂

@TaeGetMoney1 @kidswithcrwns @Elle_Bee you shoulda came to the last one. pull up to the next one.

@kidswithcrwns @Elle_Bee @essboogie Oh shit. I’m coming if boogie outside 😭🔥

How soon you tryna go? My job sending me in March lol

@Elle_Bee @kidswithcrwns c’mon elle, you can’t take a swig while we watch. lmao you wild’n.

@kidswithcrwns @essboogie Lmao I wasn’t gonna bring the bottle out there I was gon put it in a flask

@Elle_Bee @kidswithcrwns lmao i know

@essboogie @kidswithcrwns I don’t care who be on that man lol

@Elle_Bee @kidswithcrwns he ain’t want you to see all the indigenous women that be on him

@essboogie @kidswithcrwns Kam why you didn’t tell me ?!

@Elle_Bee @kidswithcrwns you can’t inside the area but outside the auditorium you can

@essboogie @kidswithcrwns He told me I can’t drink at the pow wow ☹️

@Msginafla they fye as fxck

Finally we got Japanese pancakes in Orlando I’m going tomorrow

This is absurd. I need 7 of them.

@Elle_Bee @kidswithcrwns or excalibur…killa, why you don’t bring elle to the next pow wow?

@essboogie @kidswithcrwns Can’t complain when it’s free lol Caesars aint that bad , at least it’s not circus circus 🤣🤣

@kidswithcrwns @Elle_Bee fam change that to cosmo, aria at least. son said caesar’s 🤮

@Elle_Bee I’m supposed to be at Ceasars Palace they having receptions at Drai’s I can bring a guest too lol need to get @essboogie to pull up

Nah, this is HARD

Dawg 😭😭😭

@kaiscomics I saw this dude the other night downtown, he was going at it for hours. Chopped it up with him too, he actually a cool dude