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If you work with certain organizations, there are some things that won’t even make sense to you. If my salary exceeds midnight of the normal payday, I’m surely getting an apology mail the next day. Besides, as someone who works in an audit firm, with about 30 partners, who will I tell ‘Thank you’ when I receive my salary?

it’s hole filling season

My colleague asked if I was finally resuming the gym yesterday as I said. Told him I was tired and would resume next week The shock in his face 😂😂. Like how did we move from “oh I can’t start today” to “I’d start next week”. What happened to “I can’t start today, I’d start tomorrow”. Told him I work in absolutes 😂😂. I can’t just start the gym on a Wednesday. It applies to everything in my life. - If I said I was going to read by 7:00 and it’s 7:02. Omo, I’d have to start by 8 😭. - If my 6:00 alarm rings and I don’t stand up immediately, I can’t stand at 6:04. Has to be either 6:30 or 7:00. - For uber, 5,400 becomes 5,500, 6,800 becomes 7,000. I live in absolutes 🙂‍↔️

tinubu carry 185 naira fuel go 1400 and una still dey support this government. e ti se ofo o

So you visited him to thank him for visiting you, perhaps he should then visit you to thank you for visiting him and then you guys can continue like till you die

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

i lied. i didn’t sleep. i cried and cried until my eyes hurt and closed to sleep.

If weekend go sweet nah from like Wednesday u go know

It’s sad that during your formative years, your exposure to the world is largely limited by your parent’s own exposure. If they value things like music lessons, spelling bees, sports, or exploring random hobbies, you benefit from that. If not, it’s just chores and TV for you.

Unreal depression man. I need to die genuinely

how to not have abandonment issues when no one in my life has ever chosen me over someone or something else

I want to cry but schedule is tight tight.

Then there’s me that even Seyi Tinubu is beside me at a rave I wouldn’t even recognize him 😭

Signs that you don’t love yourself. 1) Tolerating disrespect to avoid being alone.

“listen to your body” my body wants to take drugs until I can’t see anymore can we listen to somebody else please

first in my bloodline to stay up till 4am for a world war just to see it get postponed like a monday meeting

i love that feeling when you're reading a book & get to the part where you find out why it's titled the way it is.

I get scared when someone says they want to tell me something and they start typing for 5 minutes at a stretch because what happened???

One thing about me, ima get mad and say ok😭 cause you don't even wanna hear wtf I REALLY have to say

Raving in lagos has become the unofficial reunion ground, you must surely run into characters from your past life 😭