$VP

@CburgesCliff Hasn’t happened yet

@essveepee But we have the entire infinite future from which nobody has come

Yet

@Adam_Mares @BrendanVogt I don’t know how to read

You should not go through this Nuggets playoff run without reading @BrendanVogt after every game

@RyanMRoyalOak @JocelynBenson

@JocelynBenson Congratulations you’re a racist

It was such a joy celebrating Black Maternal Health Week with Michigan State of Birth Justice, lifting up some pretty incredible moms and their tiniest (but mightiest!) Michiganders! Every Michigan mom deserves to feel safe, supported, and cared for — and every baby deserves the best start.

@RyanMRoyalOak @DrRitaDed

@DrRitaDed Obnoxious take

Here's an idea. Tax the rich. Anyone earning over 180k per year should get taxed at 100% No one needs to be earning that much. Redistribute the wealth.

@RyanMRoyalOak @Keir_Starmer

@Keir_Starmer You must prefer trans who shoot up the school then

It’s good news that the Strait of Hormuz has now reopened. This must be a long lasting and workable solution, without tolls or restrictions on routes. Today we announced our joint plan with France and other international partners to protect freedom of navigation. We need to see a return to peace and stability, and a permanent ceasefire.

@RyanMRoyalOak @RepShriThanedar

@RepShriThanedar I think you mean Biden didn’t attack Russia you nimwit

Gas prices when Biden left office: $3.12/gallon Gas prices today under Trump: $4.10 MAGA wants to cherry-pick a specific point in time when gas peaked due to the Ukraine War. The difference is that Biden didn’t attack Ukraine but Trump DID attack Iran.

@RyanMRoyalOak @RevRayCistman

@RevRayCistman Highly unlikely George Floyd made it to heaven

Derek Chauvin deserves to sit in prison for as long as George Floyd sits in Heaven.

OiI

@Michaelstm23 @mattyglesias OK nerd

@mattyglesias I'm an information junkie and podcasts are absolutely the most boring and tedious way to get information, and most are not particularly entertaining. Reading the transcripts later is far better, or better yet just read a book.

@DNVR_Nuggets Looks good

Thoughts on that half?

@JoshLipnik You think architects don’t want things to look new and cycle in innovative styles?

Architects work for clients called developers, who actually have the final say in the design they’re paying for. But you’re not allowed to say anything negative about developers so you get ignorant takes like this.

Rest in peace

@RyanMRoyalOak @harryjsisson This you?

@harryjsisson Is this a real take…Live a little Harry

Kash Patel partying in Italy at the Olympics on tax payer dollars.

@RyanMRoyalOak @JamesTate121 Billions?

@JamesTate121 He is stealing from us in this photo by incoherently doing the job of President

I miss presidents who did not steal billions in taxpayer dollars.

Shame @justiny0urface

@Hilbe @DougDeMuro Why is Rivian letting Doug body you like this?

Look how big the back seat is on R2. So good.

If a genie made me 10yo again in the 1990s I’d try to stop 9/11 but no one would believe me but I’d have enough details to stop it in 2001 and people would say “we’re sorry we doubted you!” And I’d say “good bc my next prophesy is: kill anyone who tries to invent ‘social media’”

@NBABlackburn Not even a top 8 player on the team

As of this moment, Christian Braun remains Doubtful on the Nuggets Injury Report. Good sign that he was upgraded in the first place. Obviously don’t expect him to play, but glad to see progress is being made. The Nuggets cannot rush this.

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