Stephanie Jimenez

The best thing about @amazonpub is that they publish my hardcover, paperback, & Kindle at the same time so I get to geek out over all of them 😍 #writinglife

@SkiMagicVT What will the roads be like tomorrow? Trying to gauge if my car that doesn’t have four wheel drive will make it to the mountain!

Another 9” overnight for 25” so far. Most of it seems to be done…maybe another 1-2” left. All of it for Sunday’s opening day…

There will be no GOP supermajority in NC—meaning Cooper’s veto power will remind intact and extreme anti-abortion will not pass in the state.

For Halloween I was a bad pun again! Sorry to everyone who couldn’t guess my toxic mail man costume—

The affirmation of better sex education, greater awareness and reproductive responsibility and understanding the exercise of free, pleasurable sexuality for women – it has been one of the greatest satisfactions of my life to endanger the sexist culture. –Verónica Cruz Sánchez

The ending is chef's kiss.

@margaritapoet And to think city kids get a bad rep!!

@estefsays Sorry to disappoint you! Also, on homecoming nights teenagers drive by and smash all the mailboxes.

@margaritapoet Oh god! That sounds awful. Now I’ll never do this again. Thank you for revealing to me the hidden dangers of non-urban life

@estefsays It's very risky. Outgoing mail was stolen out of our rural residential mailbox, and checks were washed to empty our bank account.

It had been a perfect day for Caitlyne Gonzales. The Uvalde survivor saw Beto O'Rourke, one of her gun-safety heroes, speak. She took a selfie with him, got free shirts, ate fried chicken after. Then, on the way home, police lights flashed behind her family's car. A thread:

@sicksadguurl Omg

“I do this simple procedure that’s a few minutes longer than a Pap test. For those who choose to look at the tissue, you can literally feel the tension come down... And they’re like, ‘You’re kidding. This is all that was?’” theguardian.com/world/2022/oct…

My dog and I just won a lookalike contest and i didn’t know we could be more bonded 🥰

@chandradawn1 Guess it’s what I get for not realizing that the person who calls themselves a “strong independent 20-year-old woman” on their Rover profile is actually a really irresponsible, drunk college student

dont even know what to say when i cancel this Rover booking. do I lie and say the wedding i was supposed to go to was canceled? or do I say that i was worried about puppy endangerment?

@sicksadguurl This here is giving me a lot to think about

@loanloan Given that you have my number, email, and bad drafts of my first novel, I think we’re on a texting basis but lmk if I’m wrong

@estefsays NOW’S MY CHANCE!!! HELLO!!!!

After a much-needed hiatus, I’m back on Twitter! By which I mean I’ll send out three frantic tweets then log off again for six months

Are publishing people under legal contract at work to change their name on Twitter to Halloween puns? Just wondering

Like… literally

This book reminded me that “decolonize” used to actually mean something 😶‍🌫️

@migztho @Bojangles bo-tatoville

@Bojangles @estefsays 😭

When someone asks me “Where can I find a Bojangles?”