@AntiToxicPeople Blushing? Sure. But I'm mostly terrified. Probably spend the rest of the day getting f-ed up on Brawndo
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Etan Cohen
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Etan Cohen
@etanjc
I'd rather make a friend than a movie.
Katılım Mayıs 2009
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“Idiocracy” writers are blushing by being so outdone.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Hulk Hogan comes out as a surprise speaker. He rips off his shirt and does some Trump-like dancing.
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I guess this is what it took for me not to care where @TomBrady plays next year. #Patriots #coronapocalypse
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All @realDonaldTrump needs to do is come up with the right insulting nickname for #CrazyCorona and we'll all be fine
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@emilyboco Mine are also named Flip and Stella! They are very good company when they aren’t pooping on my floor
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These are my colleagues, Flip and Stella.
Do you have a furry work buddy?
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Let me know below! Facial hair is acceptable. Photos encouraged. @ Los Angeles, California instagram.com/p/B71dZhbJCQz4…
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“The writing gets exponentially better when you have a team to collaborate with.” Learning the ins and outs of writing a comedy script with @JFLNorthWest in #Vancouver @etanjc #JFLNW18
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Hey #Trumpcast listeners. Please listen to this at 1/2 speed. @VirginiaHeff sounds so drunk. itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/sla…
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Yo memo so partisan, it fought against Nazi-occupied Europe #YoMemoJokes #YoMemo
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Will we see you Thursday? Don't miss the kickoff to our 'This Week in Dystopia' film series @BrattleTheatre. We'll be screening Idiocracy & recording a live @WeekinDystopia episode with co-screenwriter @etanjc. Admission is FREE!
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Here’s the plan: we put the nuclear codes in the Oval Office and tell @realDonaldTrump they’re in the corner.
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Etan Cohen retweetledi
@DTNowakowski @MarquisMark23 I still think a 13 billion-year-old should stay away from teenagers.
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