Ethan Johnson

Hi! I fled this hell hole! Find me on Bluesky! TyrantHeel.bsky.social

@trashandexcuses Why not both?

made a cup of tea and reading in bed instead of going to the bar

@trashandexcuses Not my gumdrop buttons!

you’re telling me a ginger bred this man

@misterarnie Someone’s been reading my fan fiction

Is it just me or does this candidate for new flag for Illinois look like Abram Lincoln is about to upside down Spider-Man kiss another Abraham Lincoln?

@trashandexcuses Challenge level: impossible

aaron stop flirting with your straight coworkers challenge

Netflix is lagging so badly I just watched Tyson bite Holyfield’s ear!

@Algebr0 Pre-text can still get you pregnant

Twitter's post pre-text feeling a little too real just now.

@trashandexcuses Go to the poles

happy election day

@tysano_ 👀

@Frimtanklin ENGORGED WITH SCIENCE

Love this discreet 1950s way of finding local gay pubs

Me and who?

@goo3r I love Oppenheimer.

nude beaches are out, nude libraries are in

@jpbrammer You should be allowed to cuck the king

I think you should be able to promote a pawn to a king, which in turn demotes the original king to a pawn, then all the pieces laugh at his misfortune, setting him up for a compelling revenge arc

@tysano_ Oh Tyler I’m so sorry! What a terrible series of events. I’m so sorry to hear this. Sending love and good vibes 💙

@HeyMichaelKing I zoomed

he’s a tasteful boy

@HeyMichaelKing Is he… ya know *mimes putting on headband* … from New York?

A student implied my pink headband today was confusingly gay until he learned I was from NY 😂🩷

The Simpsons seasons will continue until morale improves