Maggi

@CrumblCookies 🍀

It's Friday the 13th but we still want to make some people lucky. Drop a 🍀 below and we'll pick FIVE people to receive a 6-Pack Box!

TW: Miscarriage I have never shared this publicly before but I had a miscarriage. I’d like to share the story. It was a handful of years ago. I found out I was pregnant! I wasn’t showing. I felt like I was going to vomit all the time—wouldn’t call it “morning” sickness.🧵1/x

Pope Francis doesn't understand why people refuse to take COVID-19 vaccines, saying “humanity has a history of friendship with vaccines” and that a discussion was necessary. Francis said that there were skeptics even in the college of cardinals. apne.ws/dXPFZZ2

BREAKING: Derek Chauvin has been convicted of the murder of George Floyd. For the first time in Minnesota state history, a white police officer has been held accountable for killing a Black man.

@rabiasquared If Biden wins Bisexuals will sexualize Baby Yoda

If Joe Biden wins, illegal aliens will burn down the coal industry

Please let this be true 🙏🏼

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

Who would’ve thought The Onion would be put out of business by... reality

main source of joy is this guy who frantically guesses what color the paint is going to be

1) This picture is from four years ago. 2) I took the photo. Where's my credit??

Isn’t Pres Trump currently the President so he’s actually touring his America.

The Milwaukee Bucks statement:

We need more resources and WE NEED THEM NOW. The Governor needs to call for a Presidential Disaster Declaration and the President needs to grant it. Hundreds of thousands still without power, we need assistance in all forms. NOW. #ia01

Let’s go win this, @KamalaHarris.