Erin Klemkowski (Tenneson)

Are you even a Pisces if you know absolutely nothing about astrology because they always put you last or sometimes don’t even include you at all?? Because, same.

I get y’all have a rEGuLar cOLd, but I don’t want that either.

With all of the technological advances of society how have we still not found a way to make static guard smell better?!

Two days in a row I’ve had an errand to do after work and two days in a row I remembered and DID IT! Is this being an adult? If so…I’M KILLING IT!!

I cringe when I turn on the TV after a long day and SportsCenter is on. Then, I have to rush to find something else to watch because I don’t feel like listening to commentators talk about sports when sports aren’t actually on air. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

Why do all these gen Z kids have amazing skin? Like why are you so good looking??

One of my few flaws is I always pick the wrong line at the grocery store

@LEE_OWN_E Wow, I need to be on his level

@etksizzle big Flo Rida guy

I can’t stand when a car speeds past me in traffic to get ONE car ahead. Like, great job, YOU’RE STILL IN TRAFFIC!

I’m at a point in my life where my fridge is usually fully stocked, but I’d rather have pizza

ham > turkey. idc, fight me

OMG this dogggggggg!

happily married fyi

Just listened to SOUR...@Olivia_Rodrigo, hope ur ok, damn. Shit slaps tho

Sometimes I feel bad for the people that don’t know about Chick-fil-A’s mobile ordering and sometimes I think they’re just a bunch of idiots

@bfaye90 Ugh yes!!!!!

@etksizzle I LOVE that place!!! Sushi bar, pizza bar & the best meats... I could go on and on 🤣

Idc what any of y’all say, Harris Teeter is QUALITY and the extra money is worth it. Shopping lines are a lil’ confusing, but everyone has their flaws.

Why is clothing either “oversized” or “cropped” like I just want something that fits?????

@JakeBell23 Haven’t had either lol

I want a cheesesteak