(eu) Aurin

piadas à parte qual é o lance de precisar da dopamina e querer a cena mais explicita do mundo? tipo não é meio óbvio que eles se amam e vão desenvolver um relacionamento/se beijar etc? vc realmente precisa da cena mastigada gritando eu te amo e beijando? pq exatamente?

A bear’s cute reaction when it thinks the vet measuring its body is actually hugging it.

gente acho que minha namorada não me ama mais 😥

Best camouflage for a cat is another cat.

Cybersecurity is just software engineering’s PvP mode

oi amor tô pensando em você

He looks like a dictator giving an evil speech

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amor tuita sobre mim fazendo favor

amo minha namorada.

@acervodoguinhos @kokkishx

🇨🇳👩‍🦳💸Depuis 4 ans, il PAIE EN SECRET les courses d’une cliente vulnérable en SCANNANT des articles dans le VIDE. Depuis quatre ans, Chen Hui, propriétaire d’une petite épicerie à Pingxiang en Chine, aide DISCRÈTEMENT une cliente âgée en difficulté financière. Sans jamais lui dire la vérité, il prend en charge une partie de ses courses à chaque passage en CAISSE. Cette femme, FRAGILISÉE par un drame familial et des troubles psychologiques, est devenue une cliente régulière. Un jour, elle demande si elle peut PAYER PLUS TARD. Le commerçant accepte, sans jamais lui réclamer l’argent. Pour l’aider sans la mettre mal à l’aise, il met en place une méthode étonnante : il SCANNE volontairement des articles « dans le vide » pour couvrir la différence. Il continue ce geste en SILENCE, expliquant qu’il veut préserver sa dignité. Pour lui, il ne s’agit pas de charité visible, mais d’un SOUTIEN discret et humain. (Ouest France)

Quase 15 anos de namoro, 1 mês de noivado e recebo a seguinte mensagem:

Anytime my husband and I fought, I stopped cooking. I didn’t care if he had eaten or not. I would just make food for myself and leave him to sort himself out. He never argued. He would simply order food or fix something for himself. I’d only resume cooking when I was calm again. Then one month, we had another fight… and as usual, I didn’t cook. The month ended, and he still sent my allowance… Plus the full foodstuff money like he always does. He even sent the money he had promised my dad. I was surprised. I asked him why he would still send food money when I hadn’t been cooking. He simply said, “Because it’s my responsibility.” I felt so ashamed. That was the last time I ever did that. Now, even when I’m upset, I still cook for him. And I’ve noticed something… Most of our quarrels don’t even last anymore. Somehow, we always end up talking things out while eating. Small things like this save marriages.

Todo homem toma si as dores de sua mulher. Se ela fala mal de alguém do trabalho, passamos odiar essa pessoa. É uma coisa masculina. Minha mulher está tentando comprar roupas pra academia e ela tá reclamando dos impostos. Então a partir de agora Lula é meu inimigo. É isso.