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@Artifence @Kevoh_254 How often to you check your rear view mirror while driving?

@Kevoh_254 hapo mimi ningepita na yeye. Unaeza change lane hivo vibaya, kumbe kuna trailer imekuja nyuma ikupandilie juu wewe ndio uende sayuni.

Proper defensive driving that you won't learn at Petanns.

@ItsNyagah @dklaston @maliks_88 @ianmbunde He didn't mean to kill them ni ku squiz hiyo space between gari yake na hiyo van ndio wasipate space yakutoa

@dklaston @maliks_88 @ianmbunde Alafu pale court uliizwe "can you compare the lives of 3 paper with a 30k piece of metal"..upihwe fine ya 9m plus time wastage. Hata mimj ningeacha waited tu

At 3pm…stealing live and in a place where traffic cops are…today…Nairobi

@tatty_emperor @polo_kimanii Kwani hakukuwa na lorry ya mchanga😂😂

@polo_kimanii Mimi at 17 niliangalia hapa nyumbani nikaona chenye iko ya maana ni Kinu ya kuchonga muthokoi, nikajiambia hapa lazima nifanye jambo, I walked all the way mpaka Kanairo buana, ndio nikapatana na foreman wa Waterfront mall Karen, nilikuwa nalala kwa msitu na fisi, for 6months.

Things like being an introvert and shyness,these are traits that should only belong to the previledged. Yani watu wako na vitu kama washing machine kwao. Sisi walalahoi wenye tulikua tunaoshea vyombo lake victoria tukisugua vyombo na mchanga,we have no business having shame. Na siku utalala njaa ata siku moja ndio utajua aibu ni upuzi. Kwanza kuna rende ingine hapa ya vijana wa unifasti wamemaliza shule juzi sasa wako kwa nyumba tu. Wakisema wako depressed. Na saa hiyo uyu jamaa alisoma na bursary. Bwana you will see bad things Kama unajua kwenu hamna washing machine,amka na utoke nje. Go talk to humans. These people are not going to eat you. Mimi nilijaribu kukua shy siku mbili nikiuza virenje yangu pale ngara nakwambia siku ya tatu niliamkia hapo nawika kama ile jogoo ya peter,yani baada ya dakika tatu nawika. The opportunity you will miss because you are shy are alot. Simama watu wakuona bwana. Shenzi type!

@_MtuTano Babake lil Macs 😂😂

Wewe huhate on Nimu just because tukienda kukula samaki kwa Osumo tulikuwa tunakuja na Range Rover wewe ukikuja na Axio. She rejected you. Ukikataliwa move on. Sasa unakuja hapa kupush a false narrative. Me and Nimu have always been friends, nothing past that. Grow up!!!

@hanoj_ibsen @Kibet_bull @TeyaKevin Nikama wewe ndio ulichora hiyo partition 😂😂 detailed

Plus the money received was used for a good course for community diagnosis, and helping mental health patients in the community. The impact of suspension is heavier on those individuals than it is on the persona. Given another chance it will only promote the physical, mental, and social well being of the low, lgbtq and vulnerable in the community. Yours Sincerely, Mwalimu Josh.

Lakini process ya appealing a ban can he so embarrassing. Karibu niambie Elon kuwa huko Kobos, Kitale ni mimi tu niko X na the whole village inategemea account 😂😂

@Wuodnyakach_ Sikuhizi unavaa kofia za gachagua

There is a time nilikuwa naishi single room huko kiganjo saa hii nafungua internet mtu anasema babangu alikuwa MP alaa fake news everywhere

@jowiti16 @Mnyika_1 😂😂

@eugo_1m @Mnyika_1 Wacha uchokozi bro 😂😂😂

This is Mueni , I took her for a bicycle ride from Juja to Gatundu. On the way I bought her water and snacks and she was picking them as if I was her man. At Gatundu falls i took care of her and took pictures with my Samsung which I bought with my own money. We went back to juja and she denied me the act claiming that she is on a serious relationship. I am asking for my money that I spent on her and she can't give it back to me . Fear women

@baroswahjr S wako two term 😂😂😂

Frustrated residents of Cheptororiet Seretut and Waldai Ward in Belgut Constituency - Kericho County resort to building Kaplesha makeshift bridge after years of neglect. Nenyoo emet

@beth_kasinga Poverty is baad

How can another man not in relation with your own father paying your insurance? Na you live under one roof ? Kwani huwa hamna crazy fathers ?

@abuyamasta Abuya 600k inatosha kushika gari ya uba?

Uyo dem ndio Bandit alikua anataka? 😂😂😂😂pesa ya kumlipia school fees na medical cover angetoa wapi mamayee😂😂😂

@jeanbrendah Carlton 😂😂 allegedly

Y'all wouldn't believe who the man in question is 😂😂😂

We unasema na chakula kuna ata wa blunt na tap water 😂

@CrulerG1 @Claire_mesi Umeanza ku panic 😂😂 One term

@Claire_mesi Mtazidi kuchezwa mpaka mwisho, siku mtajua hakuna mtu ako pande yenyu hamtaamini.

@JullietNjeri @SheldrickTrust Elephants are social animals they stay in hards move together and take care of their young ones a a community hapa kuna mchezo..

@SheldrickTrust Normally, when calves are "abandoned", it's because they have been separated from the mother/herd by a predator, or humans. Elephants visit their ancestors' bones and mourn! They celebrate every calf born! They have nannies! This one that arrived in a bucket-flight.. very sus....

Taroha is four years old and has already taken up the mantle of protector of the herd. It's exhausting work: when Daba tried to push Kipekee for no reason, Taroha stepped in. When Olomunyak tried the same trick with Alia, Taroha came to the rescue again. So when we found him completely horizontal on the banks of a little pool with his trunk in the water, we knew he'd earned the break. An orphan, Taroha arrived via a JCB bucket and a flight from Tsavo West. He had a difficult start and a best friend named Mokogodo who helped him through it. Become part of his family too: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/orphans/taroha

@Mnyika_1 Kuna kitu huitwa time 😂

Wambo from Kirinyaga has been my girlfriend since year 1 in campus. The time to present her to my family came and when I did it the family didn't show her the facial expression. They called me to a secret meeting saying no husband has gone to an old age with a murima beb in our land Nyanza. All the Murima bebs that were married to our people killed the husband and took their kids ,changed their names to murima names and took all the properties. I have never told this woman anything, she is 5 months pregnant and I think she is not the type ok kikuyu women that can kill a husband. She is a different breed. My family concluded that I should never go back with my girl to their place . I have decided to live with my woman in town . So help me God

@beth_kasinga Uko ndio unga inatoka Beth😂

Content creators with kids shock me with these late night videos . Setting up tripods and shit acting all tired 😂

@Elvis_Localman @a_boqol @TheoreticallyBr @Jackswagger254 Vita ya ngumi hapana kuja na bunduki ndugu yangu 🤔😂😂

@a_boqol @TheoreticallyBr @Jackswagger254 Bec its android and android is trash. I also hate Toyota, its why I have Tesla and Masidis Benz😌

The iPhone hate is majorly due to affordability issues but it’s usually forced down by some nonsensical analysis yet we know it’s the price they can’t match so they have to cope with Samsung is better. Android is just android

@Elvis_Localman S26 and 17 are almost the same in price buana

@KenyanSays That's why I love it here Unaenda low speed unalambwa fine

A Kenyan driver has exposed a motorist allegedly working in collaboration with police. The motorist reportedly slows down near a yellow line, forcing other drivers to overtake illegally, only for police officers waiting nearby to stop and penalize them.