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Kevin

@eunaocantomas

Italian-German-Jew mix. Misanthropic. Introverted. Occasionally entertaining. Sarcastic since birth. People say I'm funny. I like animals more than I do people.

By way of NY Katılım Eylül 2013
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Dear Men.@Dea_rMen·
What is your body type?
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Jess :-)@Dirtyandvirgin·
Which one is your type?
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@cixfive Those beautiful smoldering eyes
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HarryX@cixfive·
Be honest… what do you notice first?
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@AberrantThe @tx______tx Well worth the watch. Michele Lee of Falcon Crest fame does a great job in the title role
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Kevin@eunaocantomas·
My gay bestie doesn't know who Raquel Welch was. Should I revoke his gay card?
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Kevin@eunaocantomas·
@AberrantThe @tx______tx Have you seen the TV movie Scandalous Me: The Jacqueline Susann Story? They recreate the famous wig ripping scene and Barbara Parkins plays her agent
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TheAberrantHomoseXualist
TheAberrantHomoseXualist@AberrantThe·
@eunaocantomas @tx______tx You know it! 😀 No need to trouble myself with gasoline shortages & trash neighbors when I can reflect on landmark events like Myra's rape of Rusty & the fate of Helen Lawson's wig. It's all about leading a rich & full life Kevin.
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@AberrantThe @tx______tx So what's it like living in the Valley of the Dolls? Are you drinking champagne with Jacqueline Susann's ghost?
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TheAberrantHomoseXualist
TheAberrantHomoseXualist@AberrantThe·
@tx______tx @eunaocantomas Jesus. Raquel Welch was present & accounted for in the filmed version of Myra Breckenridge aka Saga Of A Deranged Troon. It's the Campest Trainwreck of All Time. Revoke!
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Kevin@eunaocantomas·
@ugomrcl Sorry. You're cute but I could really use the money
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Ugo Marchal
Ugo Marchal@ugomrcl·
2 billion dollars or me ?
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@thomasairyder Well, if you're in the US military, you can serve openly now. I wish you luck. I didn't have that luxury when I was enlisted.
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Thomas Ryder
Thomas Ryder@thomasairyder·
I’m a soldier, and I can’t call my boyfriend. Not because my location is classified, but because I don’t know how to explain who we are to each other to my fellow soldiers. They don’t know I’m gay.
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Just saw a guy wearing a shirt that read: “I'm not the stepdad, I'm the dad that stepped up.” What a wonderful sentiment. I wish all stepparents were like that.
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Asher Jaimes
Asher Jaimes@KarenDumont13·
Someone at the gym said I look huge 🙂‍↕️
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Kevin@eunaocantomas·
Psychology: people who are genuinely nice but have no close friends aren’t socially inept; they operate with a version of kindness that prioritizes other people’s comfort so completely that it never creates the vulnerability required for actual friendship share.google/wKemSwjLos92PE…
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Ugo Marchal
Ugo Marchal@ugomrcl·
Boyfriend or husband ?
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Tokyo@otokyo__·
single men's over 30 — Honest question. Could you travel alone for a week with no friends, no partner, just you?
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Kevin@eunaocantomas·
@NotMikeHarlow 2026 needs to pump the brakes. 🤯😭
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Mike Harlow
Mike Harlow@NotMikeHarlow·
I thought Chuck Norris was immortal 😭
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I've always wondered in The Wizard of Oz, where does the red brick road go?
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Kevin@eunaocantomas·
@MarkNarrations Aww! Mark, thank you so much for sharing this adorable picture. Let me guess: Poppy messes up the blanket before she lays down? My late Opie used to do that. Here, he was apologizing for being caught ripping the padding out of his dog bed. There was green stuffing everywhere. 😂
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Mark Narrations@MarkNarrations·
Aww look at the floof ball 😍
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