apocalypse girl utena

@GRUGCEL she’s either completely desensitized to the concept of an asshole or has a meticulously ranked internal catalog of every client’s hole and both are awesome

i love the lady who lasers my butthole because she is always so cheerful and she always says “okay paige see you in 6 weeks” and walks me out the door after staring at my butthole for like 15 minutes

@yogurtncereal i’m more caught up in how much of a mischaracterization the John line is, way too poetic and indirect

I think about this tweet so often and i keep imagining what Paul's song would actually sound like why hasn't any Beatle bootleg singers have done this

@yandhiisntreal i don’t think a joke about him throwing a childish fit over a cheeseburger should be taken as someone’s genuine belief, and even so, an emotional response like that can contradictorily coexist with thinking he’s a creepy asshole

do people still feel motherly towards him now

@123itsmeMary academics use “jargon” bc it’s more precise/efficient to communicate their ideas with words specific to the field or subject discussed. if a reader isn’t willing or able to learn new words via context clues or even a dictionary then it’s not an issue of accessibility but literacy

@steelydante my entirely baseless theory is that it would have been named something else entirely had Fender used a different word to market the sound of the Fender Jaguar

i like how fake genres are when you get down to it like What the fuck is jangle pop

my gf and i are body-hair-loving dykes and autistic pervert nymphomaniacs who occasionally deal with sensory overload during sex and find this “method” to strike the perfect balance so ymmv

best part is you only have to do the high-contact points (labia majora/shaft/asshole depending on who and what you’re doing, admittedly most difficult parts ugh) and can still let the forest grow far beyond the bikini line :)

i find bush unspeakably hot and the clean-shaven look can come off creepily pre-pubescent depending on body type, but i think every lesbian should try grinding or railing another girl after shaving/waxing once just to feel what it’s like without the handicap of friction.

@majimaenjoyer0 haha i know it’s what every other band with a dedicated online following is doing now but i love that Reznor of all people is approaching what we once called “retirement age” and is spending his free time geeking with fans over coasters and synths

@eunuchfx yeah this is the official discord!

omg i haven’t put the trent rollercoaster autism discord posts here yet

some random triple-digit viewcount podcast shows up in my feed that i listen to out of curiosity and it takes me 20 minutes to realize it’s hosted by The Jesse Singal

@TheGayChingy dude you’re not gonna believe this

Idea for a film and/or novel: a woman, but she is in a dune or dunes plural.

ik it’s not the most original take at this point but i relistened to some Queen albums i used to like and despite them still being phenomenal on a performance/production level they really do have such a wack heater-to-stinker ratio

@yugiohmachinim2 sounds much better than the show of his i opened for where i missed his set because i discovered my bandmate was a rapist and couldn’t stand to be there anymore

immediately after filming this scene i had to go upstairs shower and call a car to go play a show at emersons apartment with emperor x and i spent the whole ride dry heaving

on paper this should have me barking like a dog but there just isn’t an iota of eros here. all glitter no blood

@Stamolka @themarinadove either you’re saying you’re not allowed to find levity in a traumatic event bc other victims unfortunately cannot or that because she finds an element of what happened funny she wasn’t actually raped. if i am wrong i would love to understand whatever point you’re trying to make

@eunuchfx @themarinadove The context of what I said clearly didn't click with you, but, carry on. 🤦‍♀️ This is why I'm glad that machines are taking over everything.

@Stamolka @themarinadove girl she is talking about her own experience being raped… speaking from experience sometimes you gotta laugh to keep the weight from crushing you completely

@themarinadove I dare you to personally speak with at least 10 rape victims face-to-face to see if they find that shit hilarious, regardless of who did it! I have PTSD/childhood emotional trauma myself, and I'm not a horrible person like you CHOSE to be! You better do some serious thinking!

@MeganBitchell not touching the discourse but something i did love about Licorice Pizza is that most everyone’s faces actually had texture and imperfections in a way a lot of modern movies deliberately avoid

I would like to make a movie where everyone is dirty and ugly and sweaty the entire time

kinda irks me when people insist conservatives or liberals don’t actually believe in the things they say they do. like that’s true for a lot of pundits and grifters but you vastly underestimate the average person’s capacity for self-rationalization and unresolved contradiction

i know it’s the bane of every guitarist’s existence but learning some theory and doing some interval/chord training will in fact make you a better guitarist. not doing yourself any favors rediscovering tritones and borrowed chords from first principles.