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@LauraLoomer Foreplay the night after the wedding:

2 years ago, I nearly missed a flight after I got stuck in traffic on my way to the airport. Then I sat next to a stranger on the plane. 2 years later, that stranger will soon be called my husband. Every anniversary I celebrate, I still cannot believe I engaged in stranger danger on an airplane while traveling to another country, where I met my soon to be husband who was also traveling. I seriously never thought I would ever get married to be honest. Let alone meet my husband on an airplane. I’m glad I ran through the airport that day and didn’t miss my flight. Life is crazy. ❤️ And Hallmark movies are real after all.

@JfkPascalNajadX This should help with gas prices, you fucking morons.

@Idemo222222 @realBlagojevich Let's see all the Chetniks turn themselves in and then all the Bosnian Muslims turn themselves in as well. It will be a 98-2 Chetnik split.

@eurostep365 @realBlagojevich When muslims from Bosna voluntarily turn themselves in maybe Dodik will head over as well

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@Hurstmeister_1 @DrChilliBite *stolen

@DrChilliBite Nicely copied from Anthony Jeselnik 👍🏼

I got a 6 year old nephew. I asked what he wants for his birthday. He said he want me to get him a Barbie doll. I refused. Don't get me wrong, I don't care if he plays with dolls. He can wear dresses if he want to. But I didn't get him a Barbie doll. Barbie dolls give little boys

@DrChilliBite Cool story, bro. Was even better when I went to see Jeselnik live years ago and he told it then.

unrealistic expectations of how easy it's gonna be to tear off a head. I couldn't do it

@stockmom OK, bot.

I've decided today that I will no longer engage with people who have TDS. I've come to the conclusion that it is an incurable disease!

@OneBadDude_ "Melania Trump speaks SIX languages." English isn't one of them.

Melania Trump speaks SIX languages. Joe Biden can barely speak English. Ilhan Omar can’t read Roman numerals. Kamala Harris can’t complete a coherent sentence. Nancy Pelosi slurs her words. The First Lady is smarter than the entire Democratic Party.

@w_terrence You gotta be THIS TALL to think you're in the same ballpark as Jimmy Kimmel.

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.

@AngelaBelcamino If I'm one of them make it 98.

Andrew says if you showed 100 men my photo and one of JoJo from Jerz, 97 would pick her. Wild… if true. 🤷‍♀️

@badjicaa Sad on neće moći spavati od sikiracije cause some rando on Twitter he doesn't know exists got an ick.

Prvo sam bila omg kako lijep momak and then I got an ick

@lopatonok Cry more.

Fuck NATO for that crime, FUCK Clinton’s and everyone who has a blood of Serbs on they hands! Kosovo je Serbia!!! 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸

@sostalksmoney .@sostalksmoney You got body bagged and gagged by @ComicDaveSmith so many times in this debate I lost count. Just pray that your "significant other" and PBD don't ghost you.

I DEBATED THE MOST UNFUNNY UNPATRIOTIC “COMIC” IN AMERICA “Dave Smith”

@lady_valor_07 Trolling. Rage bait. Fake.

@w_terrence Little man. Bacon gonna stunt your growth 🤣

Bacon has Triggered so many people ! The Muslims are not happy with me. You are not taking my Bacon away

Normalize this immediately

@TrevorSheatz A used car restored is still a used car.

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

@SecDuffy @FAANews @NTSB Make sure you're dressed nicely. Douchebag.

I am on my way to LaGuardia Airport now in response to last night’s horrific crash involving Air Canada Express 8646 and a fire truck that killed two pilots. @FAANews and @NTSB are working closely on this, and we will share updates as soon as possible. Please keep the victims, families and response teams in your prayers.

@feralquilava @kay_dub_h @moogreturns36 @kunterreturns edition.cnn.com/2026/03/18/wor…

@eurostep365 @kay_dub_h @moogreturns36 @kunterreturns We literally just did.

Why haven’t you enlisted yet Harry? Afraid you’ll miss your soy boy latte?

@feralquilava @kay_dub_h @moogreturns36 @kunterreturns Literally did not. Iran made US/Israel look like idiots in front of the whole world. You MAGAmorons are an embarrassment to the rest of us.