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Yall complain about men, but you’re still dating men. Yall complain about men, but you’re still having sex with men. Stop

I don’t like bare minimum women. I am not paying for the date and still request uber for you. I just like you, i’m not desperate.

@tulips_sunshine Cineby

I wanna rewatch the old teenage mutant ninja turtle movies but idk what site their streaming on 😩 I work at target & still ain’t buy a fire stick 🥴

@seraphicsouul Yup, especially with a vibrator. You pull out the vibrator, praise kink and areola play, my girl gets off in 3 mins.

Women are nutting??!😭

@MacticsG1 Both extremes are odd honestly. It’s fine to be emotional about something meaningful ending, and it’s also healthy to keep perspective. Those things aren’t mutually exclusive.

To the people with this mindset, I am so sorry that you haven’t experienced something in your life worth mourning when you lose it. Anything can have profound meaning to you, and what a blessing it is when you find something that does.

“What if there was a find a white doctor website” couldn’t care less because I wouldn’t be using it. See how that works?

@YesItsBash You were saying?

Na Dorgu and Amad Bruno wan use break assist record? 😂😂😂😂

BRUNOOOOO HES DONE IT

Creative machine.

🚨🇵🇹 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Bruno Fernandes (31) now has the RECORD for the most assists in a Premier League season! 21 assists. ✅ He's broken De Bruyne and Thierry Henry's record. INCREDIBLE. 🥇

BRUNO FERNANDES HAS BROKEN THE PREMIER LEAGUE SINGLE-SEASON ASSIST RECORD.

BRUNO FERNANDES THE RECORD BREAKER!!!! FOREVER IN HISTORY AS THE ALL TIME PREMIER LEAGUE ASSIST HOLDER FOR A SINGULAR SEASON 👏🏻

Bruno Fernandes has done it. Manchester United's captain has broken the record for the most Premier League assists in a single campaign — his corner was turned in from close range by Patrick Dorgu. The Portuguese playmaker takes the record from Thierry Henry and Kevin De Bruyne.

🚨🚨| 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃: Bruno Fernandes sets a new Premier League record for 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒 in a single season after registering his 21st assist. 🔴👑

In a league of his own. Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

Bruno Fernandes has his 21st assist of the season - the most of any player in a single Premier League season.

@Jameca2011 This is the dumbest take I e ever heard because it’s the mothers who dictate who will have access to their kids. Bond or not, if she says no contact, you got no choice as a man.

PLEASE STOP creating bonds with the children of the single MOTHER you’re dating. No one talks about this enough, & yes, stepdads matter. But if you don’t plan on being there for those kids after you & the mom stop talking, leave them ALONE. It’s sad enough their biological fathers aren’t around. Don’t put a child through that same rejection just because you only want to be around when things are good with their mom. That’s FAKE love. If you truly care about the kids, even though they’re not your own, don’t let anyone come between that bond, stand on it. KEEP IT SOLID OR KEEP IT MOVING.