Ev

Another year around the sun 🎈.

that instagram story camera goes crazy

I keep telling you all single is the way to go but no one’s listening. stop dating! no stress!!!

I don’t gatekeep because we don’t be in the same rooms anyway.

@The94JG but I miss it 🥹

Its so early 😩

there’s just something so satisfying about a man’s butt.

I used to think the social media videos I saw about the food in other countries were BS, until I went to Italy for a week. One full week of eating pasta, pizza, steak and gelato…I came home down 7lbs. We are being poisoned. It really is that simple.

hannah montana performing ‘this is the life’ 20 years later

@mykaeldp like….

@evanalexanderx Rottweiler. 💀

it’s sad you really gotta eat like a rottweiler to see the gains

kate moss by mert alas for gucci ★

GIRL CALL A FAMILY MEETING! @Beyonce

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I just posted a photo dump containing 30 something pics on tiktok and some of them came out blurry as hell. what’s that about?

@AntonioAlex__ i’m over it

@evanalexanderx 🤣🤣🤣🤣

lymphatic drainage, protein, run club, pilates , supermodel snacks, matcha, gay son, hoe daughter, LARGE FRY, CHOCOLATE SHAKE

Between shit like this and TSA yall some bold bitches to be in anyone’s airport right now.

I know yall are all rich on here but everything is so EXPENSIVE OMG

I literally just had to hold my hand out and swat this nigga up outta my face like a fly in the middle of my workout. yall be that horny at the gym????? MOVE BACK BUG!!!

Happy Monday

Kate Moss and Emily Ratajkowski for Gucci by Demna (2026)